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TO WHOM DOES THE LAND OF ISRAEL BELONG??



An Israeli Sense of Humour at United Nations set the record straight.

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

A representative from Israel began:


'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses:
When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought,

"What a good opportunity to have a bath!"

Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
A Palestinian had stolen them!

The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted,
"What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then."


The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech."
"I REST MY CASE !!!"
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: can we please send Andy to the peace talk summit looks like his got something to share :!: :!: :celebrate:
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:lol: :lol:
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nou HOEKOM wil mense dan so baie strooi praat as die antwoord SO MAKLIK is ?


o-ja, politici het niks om te doen as als goed gaan nie ..... uhm ja ......
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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