Cheating Wife
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Cheating Wife
He explains to the police that he killed her coz she was unfaithful and that he realized it when he saw the photo.
What did the husband see on the photo that made him realize his wife was cheating on him?
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Re: Cheating Wife
He saw a woman on the photo. Can't trust them. She was cheating him somehow in any case.
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Re: Cheating Wife
Hehehehehehe. Sy moes maar eerder die man onder die bed wat uit loer in die kas weg gesteek het
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Re: Cheating Wife
Seker die verskuilde agenda?
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Re: Cheating Wife
Okay, got it
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Re: Cheating Wife
Clearly that was too easy...
Try this one...
A man works on the 10th floor and always takes the elevator down to ground level at the end of the day.
Yet every morning, he only takes the elevator to the 7th floor and then walks up the stairs to the 10th floor, even when in a hurry.
But he will go all the way to the 10th floor when others are in the elevator with him or on a rainy day.
Why?
Try this one...
A man works on the 10th floor and always takes the elevator down to ground level at the end of the day.
Yet every morning, he only takes the elevator to the 7th floor and then walks up the stairs to the 10th floor, even when in a hurry.
But he will go all the way to the 10th floor when others are in the elevator with him or on a rainy day.
Why?
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Re: Cheating Wife
He must be Ernst because he cant reach the 10th floor button. Relys on the people with him to press the button or he uses his umbrella to reach...
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Re: Cheating Wife
Ali3n wrote:He must be Ernst because he cant reach the 10th floor button. Relys on the people with him to press the button or he uses his umbrella to reach...
I actually had (am) the answer, but Ali3n have put it in so much better perspective!!
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Re: Cheating Wife
HAHAHA mooi man
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Re: Cheating Wife
Cleaner wrote:Ali3n wrote:He must be Ernst because he cant reach the 10th floor button. Relys on the people with him to press the button or he uses his umbrella to reach...
I actually had (am) the answer, but Ali3n have put it in so much better perspective!!
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Clearly you guys are too smart
Try this one...
If one and a half chickens lay 3/2 eggs in 1.5 days
How many eggs kan one chicken lay in 3 days??
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Re: Cheating Wife
Depends on the rooster - did he remember his Viagra?
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Re: Cheating Wife
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Cheating Wife
Two eggsSkroppie wrote:Cleaner wrote:Ali3n wrote:He must be Ernst because he cant reach the 10th floor button. Relys on the people with him to press the button or he uses his umbrella to reach...
I actually had (am) the answer, but Ali3n have put it in so much better perspective!!
:friends:
Clearly you guys are too smart
Try this one...
If one and a half chickens lay 3/2 eggs in 1.5 days
How many eggs kan one chicken lay in 3 days??
Don't know of a half a chicken that lives and that would be able to lay eggs.
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Re: Cheating Wife
Yes, two eggs
if 1.5 chickens lay 1.5 eggs in 1.5 days then
3 chickens lay 3 eggs in 1.5 days then
3 chikens lay 6 eggs in 3 days, thus
1 chicken will lay 2 eggs in 3 days
if 1.5 chickens lay 1.5 eggs in 1.5 days then
3 chickens lay 3 eggs in 1.5 days then
3 chikens lay 6 eggs in 3 days, thus
1 chicken will lay 2 eggs in 3 days