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Cheating Wife

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A man arrives home after a bussiness trip. He takes this photo of his wife. A few days later he kills her and puts the photo on top of the body.

He explains to the police that he killed her coz she was unfaithful and that he realized it when he saw the photo.

What did the husband see on the photo that made him realize his wife was cheating on him?





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He saw a woman on the photo. Can't trust them. She was cheating him somehow in any case. :twisted:
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Hehehehehehe. Sy moes maar eerder die man onder die bed wat uit loer in die kas weg gesteek het :twisted:
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Seker die verskuilde agenda?
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Okay, got it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Clearly that was too easy...


Try this one...





A man works on the 10th floor and always takes the elevator down to ground level at the end of the day.

Yet every morning, he only takes the elevator to the 7th floor and then walks up the stairs to the 10th floor, even when in a hurry.

But he will go all the way to the 10th floor when others are in the elevator with him or on a rainy day.

Why?
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He must be Ernst because he cant reach the 10th floor button. Relys on the people with him to press the button or he uses his umbrella to reach...
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Ali3n wrote:He must be Ernst because he cant reach the 10th floor button. Relys on the people with him to press the button or he uses his umbrella to reach...
:lmao: :laugh2: :lmao: :laugh2: :lmao: :laugh2:

I actually had (am) the answer, but Ali3n have put it in so much better perspective!!

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HAHAHA mooi man
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Cleaner wrote:
Ali3n wrote:He must be Ernst because he cant reach the 10th floor button. Relys on the people with him to press the button or he uses his umbrella to reach...
:lmao: :laugh2: :lmao: :laugh2: :lmao: :laugh2:

I actually had (am) the answer, but Ali3n have put it in so much better perspective!!

:friends:


Clearly you guys are too smart

Try this one...



If one and a half chickens lay 3/2 eggs in 1.5 days
How many eggs kan one chicken lay in 3 days??

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Depends on the rooster - did he remember his Viagra?
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Skroppie wrote:
Cleaner wrote:
Ali3n wrote:He must be Ernst because he cant reach the 10th floor button. Relys on the people with him to press the button or he uses his umbrella to reach...
:lmao: :laugh2: :lmao: :laugh2: :lmao: :laugh2:

I actually had (am) the answer, but Ali3n have put it in so much better perspective!!

:friends:


Clearly you guys are too smart

Try this one...



If one and a half chickens lay 3/2 eggs in 1.5 days
How many eggs kan one chicken lay in 3 days??

:surrender:
Two eggs
Don't know of a half a chicken that lives and that would be able to lay eggs.
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Yes, two eggs


if 1.5 chickens lay 1.5 eggs in 1.5 days then
3 chickens lay 3 eggs in 1.5 days then
3 chikens lay 6 eggs in 3 days, thus

1 chicken will lay 2 eggs in 3 days

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