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Bad joke of the day

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A pre owned dealer in Somerset West is telling me that, as said by the "kenners", I'm going to struggle to get R115000 for my 2007 D/C Hilux V6 auto, with canopy, long range fuel tank, fsh, with 205000km... He has not even seen my Hilux!

Please tell me, that is a bad joke? :beg: :surrender: :surrender:
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That's a bit low, i've seen them advertised for R140K
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Re: Bad joke of the day

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See them on gomboom with more km on for R150 000 regularly.

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Hou die trokkie en spend eerder daai geld wat j sou spend op n nuwe een om hom te modify na n meer capable trokkie met baie petrol geld....
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Ek het ook gehoor trade op die hilux vigos is nou 40k onder boek wat belaglik is...
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hier sê nou net 'n ander een vir my R105!!! Iemand maak baie geld...
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Nou waar is die goeie resale value dan? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Three years ago a stealer told me that they do not make less than R20,000 profit on a vehicle.......................still true today by the looks of it?? :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :evil: :crazy:
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Maar as jy daai R105k gaan aanvaar belowr ek jou sal jy hom op die vloer sien vir R150k na hulle hom mooi polish en die tyres blink spuit met tyre shine. Ek kan nie onthou wanneet laas ek enige vigo DC op die vloer gesien het vir minder as R150k ongeag die toestand
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Hulle soek nie die petrol nie :thumbdown:

Maar vir daai prys koop ek sommer nog n v6 by

Verkoop maar uit die hand uit
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I would pay R120k for such a 4x4 ....and then try to retail it asap at R130k - R135k before the value drop again next month.
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Toppie4x4 wrote:Three years ago a stealer told me that they do not make less than R20,000 profit on a vehicle.......................still true today by the looks of it?? :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :evil: :crazy:
In their dreams......we often sell at a loss because if the vehicle stands on your floor for 3 months before it sells the retail value often drops to below what it was bought in at.

One would ideally try to make at least 10% profit on a vehicle........keeping a companies doors open is nor cheap.
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Ek het altyd gewonder of dit lonend is om 40 voertuie teen +- R5,000,000 totale ware op die vloer te he, is dit nie beter om die geld te bele nie, of werk julle ouens op n overdraft? Dan is die huur van persele ook nie goedkoop nie, en salarisse, telefoon eletrisiteit, versekering en en en......... :D: :D: :D:
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[quote="Toppie4x4"]Ek het altyd gewonder of dit lonend is om 40 voertuie teen +- R5,000,000 totale ware op die vloer te he, is dit nie beter om die geld te bele nie, of werk julle ouens op n overdraft? Dan is die huur van persele ook nie goedkoop nie, en salarisse, telefoon eletrisiteit, versekering en en en......... :D: :D: :D:[/q

Dit het nou nie toepassing op die thread nie.

Ek het so 5 jaar gelede vir Barloworld by 'n Japanese Motor Fabrikaat gewerk. Die Kaapstad tak het maandeliks teen 'n R300 000.00 loss gehardloop, maar het oop gebly omdat dit tot hul voordeel was om 'n dienssentrum in die Kaap te he.

Daardie tyd het dit omtrent 'n miljoen gekos net om vir 'n maand die huur, overheads en salarise te betaal.

Die "40" voertuie is jou alokasie wat die fabriek aan jou stuur, jy moet dit vat..... daar kom elke maand nog veertig......as jy nie verkoop nie raak jou stock holding vinnig 'n probleem.
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Myabe a dumb chick question but is the Hilux 4x4, no where did you say it was a 4x4 DC. I think the 2x4's go for less money..
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GI Jane wrote:Myabe a dumb chick question but is the Hilux 4x4, no where did you say it was a 4x4 DC. I think the 2x4's go for less money..
Hi Val.......I might be mistaken, but I think those autos only came in 4x4. Thats why I mentioned 4x4 in my offer........just to cover my butt. :tongue:
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Thanks Tiaan, was wondering about that...
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Jip, hy is 4x4.
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Kry die een op Gumtree, by handelaars...

2006 Hilux Raider 4.0 v6 A\T 4x4 R169 900
For Sale By Dealer

Body Type Double Cab
Kilometers 209000
Transmission Automatic

Color White

Myne het meer extras op, maar dealer sê dit tel nie... Nog 'n hele paar sulke ads gesien vandag. Iemand word ryk.
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Potifar wrote:Kry die een op Gumtree, by handelaars...

2006 Hilux Raider 4.0 v6 A\T 4x4 R169 900
For Sale By Dealer

Body Type Double Cab
Kilometers 209000
Transmission Automatic

Color White

Myne het meer extras op, maar dealer sê dit tel nie... Nog 'n hele paar sulke ads gesien vandag. Iemand word ryk.
Gerhard, Adverteer en verkoop is nie noodwendig dieselfde nie, As jy die moeite wil doen en die risiko wil loop om hom self te verkoop en alles wat daarmee saam gaan, dan kan jy beslis meer kry as wat jy sal kry as wat jy as inruiling gaan kry. Hy behoort realisties te retail in die omgewing van R135k.
Volgens die Consumer Protection Act moet die handelaar die kar wat hulle verkoop nog vir ses maande waarborg ook. Daar is meer betrokke as skoon wins.

Ek het te lank gelede na jou bakkie gekyk daar by VW. Ek kannie meer so lekker onthou wat sy toestand was nie. :blushing:
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Dankie vir die "agter die skerms" inligting oor hoe dinge werk Swartvark. Ek dink ek is meer emosioneel geskok as rasioneel oor die trade op my Hilux, want hy is deel van die familie! En bakkie koop/verkoop is 'n emosionee saak!
Het gisteraand terwyl die braaivleisvuurtjie brand in die garage ingeglip en hom 'n drukkie gaan gee en gesê hy gaan nêrens nie... Moet seblief nie vir swambo van die drukkie sê nie :blushing:
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:laugh2: :laugh2:

Dis reg so Gerhard.
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