Cape Flats Lullaby
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:15 am
(Some humour, so no offence to anyone)
Hush, my laaitie, don't you cry
Daddy's gonna steal you a GTi,
And if that GTi don't torque
Another GTi, I will stalk.
And if the stalking don't go well
Daddy's gonna steal you a Caravelle
And if that Caravelle makes some tricks
Daddy's gonna hijack you a VR6.
And if that VR6 won't fly
Daddy's gonna knock a BM from a Sandton guy.
And if that BM's sound is kwaai
Da Cape Flats cherries will go with you to elke braai!
And if the cops ask why?
Daddy will buy the docket from a police spy!
And if all these things still make you cry
Then you're not my laaitie
...Your mom told me a lie !!
Hush, my laaitie, don't you cry
Daddy's gonna steal you a GTi,
And if that GTi don't torque
Another GTi, I will stalk.
And if the stalking don't go well
Daddy's gonna steal you a Caravelle
And if that Caravelle makes some tricks
Daddy's gonna hijack you a VR6.
And if that VR6 won't fly
Daddy's gonna knock a BM from a Sandton guy.
And if that BM's sound is kwaai
Da Cape Flats cherries will go with you to elke braai!
And if the cops ask why?
Daddy will buy the docket from a police spy!
And if all these things still make you cry
Then you're not my laaitie
...Your mom told me a lie !!
