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KOBUSL
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Real Name: KOBUS

Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:26 pm

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Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Toppie4x4
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Real Name: Andre

Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:55 am

Brilliant :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

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Haboob
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Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:22 am

Nice setup, just dunno what his furniture setting will look like after the first bit of rough stuff...
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HABOOB means "Dust Storm"

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Bugzy
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Town: Rustenburg
Vehicle: 2015 Hilux S/C 4X4 Dakar1996 2.8D s/c 4x4 Hilux with 3CT Toyota motor
Real Name: Buks
ORRA Call Sign: X56
Location: Zuurplaat
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Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:43 am

Ek like sy hout deur........

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Bosfebok
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Town: Roodekrans
Vehicle: 1995 Hilux Raider 2.2
Real Name: Otto
ORRA Call Sign: X248
Location: Roodekrans

Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:02 am

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Love it Ek sal nie mind vir so rig nie!
Otto X248
1995 Hilux Raider 2.2 EFI Turbo DC
Alucab Canopy with Kitchen and Recovery sections
National Luna Split Charge system and Dual Battery
80W solar panel and MPPT controller
20.5" LED BAR
5ton tow bar with recovery points
Nudge-M front bumper
80l Long Range Fuel Tank
90l Water Tank
Slide Drawer System
Safari Snorkel
Double Lockers - Toyota Electric selectable
Diff breathers
The worst anti hi-jack alarm system ever, SANJI!!

A bad day out is still better than a good day in!!

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dalkill
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Town: Cape TOwn
Vehicle: 2007 3.0 d4d DC 4x4
Real Name: Shaakir

Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:45 pm

some rooftop tent he go there :lol:

yep, would not mind such a setup. Camp anywhere you like.
Some serious recovery points there at the front
2007 d4d 3.0 D/C 4x4 (Mar 2016 - current) (Buraaq V)
2003 Isuzu KB300 tdi LX D/C 4x4 (May 2015 - Feb 2016) aka Buraaq IV
2000 hilux DC 2.7 4x4 (Jul 2011 - Sep 2012) aka Buraaq III
1999 RXI 20v (Nov 2009 - Jul 2011) aka Quicksilver
1990 hilux DC 2.2 4x4 (Jun 2008 - Jul 2011) aka Buraaq II
1997 corolla 160i GLE (Feb 2007 - Sep 2009) aka Green Goblin
1990 GLI twincam (still my fav rolla) (Oct 2005 - Mar 2007) aka Wit Blitz
Golf GTI 2.0 (temp insanity for 2months) (Jun 2005 - Aug 2005) aka A mistake
1993 hilux SC 2.2 4x4 (April 2003 - Sept 2005) aka Buraaq

TOYOTA IS MY LEWE

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4x4BEES
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Real Name: Kevin

Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:47 pm

I wonder how he keeps the dust out when he drives on dirt roads :think: :think:

Cool idea though :thumbup:

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hansman
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Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:35 pm

Dit lyk nou erg huislik kort net Eskom om hom die do....in te maak.Dit kan lekker wees die omgewing lyk sooooo rustig
Hansman&Vaaltyn

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Oupa Stig
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Town: Johannesbug
Vehicle: Hilux KZTE 4X2 "Stagger Lee", Hilux IFS 2.7 4x4 "Loretta"
Real Name: Mickey

Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:38 pm

Let op die rokie by die skoorsteen. Wonder watse stouf het hy daar in...
I feel a lot less wise at 45 than I did at 15.

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HennieO
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Vehicle: '98 Hilux DC 2.7; VW Tiguan Tdi; MB C230 Coupe; VW Caddy P/V
Real Name: Hennie

Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:07 pm

Met so 'n rig, Svetlana, en 'n kis vodka kan 'n man nogals 'n langnaweek geniet! :cooldude:
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Haboob
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Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:18 pm

The stove looks like those little round one plate wood stoves...
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HABOOB means "Dust Storm"

Tenk
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Real Name: Pierre
Location: Brackenfell

Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:37 pm

Hou van sy "climate controle", maak net die windscreen oop :lol:

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FIRSTGEER
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Vehicle: 2,5 D4D Singlr Cab 4X4 Full OME suspension. snorkel.GMA aftermarket bullbar.
Real Name: Tony Geer
ORRA Call Sign: HC 109

Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:51 pm

Looks like a larger version of Haboobs camper :yahoo:
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Mylux
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Real Name: Greg
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Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:42 pm

Russian redneck........LOL!

Thabogrobler
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Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:46 pm

HennieO wrote:Met so 'n rig, Svetlana, en 'n kis vodka kan 'n man nogals 'n langnaweek geniet! :cooldude:
Daai katel sal kreun!
'02 KZ 'Lux. Cooled. Chipped. Onca'd. Cherished!

If you are a diesel fan, raise your hand.
If you aren't raising your hand, raise your standards!

A 4x4 is merely a machine that enables you to get stuck further away from civilization.

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KOBUSL
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Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:15 am

So lyk hy binne...............
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Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

vanthev8man
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Town: wellington
Vehicle: 81 hilux 350,80 vx landcruiser,650 bombardier.
Real Name: martin
Location: wellington,western cape,rsa

Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:31 pm

nice!
hilux sfa -the only real 4x4!

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