Low water levels in Kariba explained

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Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:31 am

The rapid decrease in water levels in Kariba Dam has been explained.
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Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:35 pm

And somehow these reports do not seem to amaze / surprise me anymore how sad
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
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COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:51 pm

Altyd iemand anders se skuld maar nooit die mense self nie
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Wed Nov 18, 2015 1:28 pm

Personally I think it's the Aussie's who have drilled straight thru.

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Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:42 pm

Obelix and Dogmatix wrote:And somehow these reports do not seem to amaze / surprise me anymore how sad
DO start worrying when you agree with this drivel ... :shock2: :o: :crazy:



What astounds me is that the readers stil vote for these beings ... :slap:

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Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:37 pm

Priceless... no wonder the 1st world doesn't take them seriousl.

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Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:37 am

Haha...but meanwhile your Chinese friends will deforest your country and neigbouring countries, eventually own all mineral rights and turn you into slaves...you will make a political u-turn wishing Ian Smith back to life and begging your sworn enemies for help!

If you believe your ancestors then quite clearly the apple does not fall far from the tree...or should I say grave...?

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Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:49 pm

Amazing, the same all over Africa.
Did you hear or president laugh in Parelment again today, telling us that the anc comes before the country.
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Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:13 am

i cant wait for that man to finish his term and stay out of the public platform....
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Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:43 am

He is an embarrassment to the whole nation. If his mental fecundity were even just half that of his loins, we would have much less embarrassment at his hands.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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