Low water levels in Kariba explained

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Low water levels in Kariba explained

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The rapid decrease in water levels in Kariba Dam has been explained.
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And somehow these reports do not seem to amaze / surprise me anymore how sad
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Altyd iemand anders se skuld maar nooit die mense self nie
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Personally I think it's the Aussie's who have drilled straight thru.
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Obelix and Dogmatix wrote:And somehow these reports do not seem to amaze / surprise me anymore how sad
DO start worrying when you agree with this drivel ... :shock2: :o: :crazy:



What astounds me is that the readers stil vote for these beings ... :slap:
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Priceless... no wonder the 1st world doesn't take them seriousl.
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Haha...but meanwhile your Chinese friends will deforest your country and neigbouring countries, eventually own all mineral rights and turn you into slaves...you will make a political u-turn wishing Ian Smith back to life and begging your sworn enemies for help!

If you believe your ancestors then quite clearly the apple does not fall far from the tree...or should I say grave...?
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Amazing, the same all over Africa.
Did you hear or president laugh in Parelment again today, telling us that the anc comes before the country.
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i cant wait for that man to finish his term and stay out of the public platform....
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He is an embarrassment to the whole nation. If his mental fecundity were even just half that of his loins, we would have much less embarrassment at his hands.
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