Road rage in Canada

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Sat May 07, 2016 4:46 am

Daai nat biltong is welkom om dieselfde hier by my te kom doen. :cooldude:
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Sat May 07, 2016 1:23 pm

Holy cow ,,,,, I mean moose!

What's interesting is that there's a rope attached to one of their horns, probably someone had already tried to capture them with the intention of removing them from the city limits, but despite this they were so intent on their rutting that they were totally unconcerned about their location and the presence of all those people standing by.
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Mon May 09, 2016 1:09 pm


pretty balzy of the camera man to be that close.
but check how he backpedal when his cover moves along :D:
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Mon May 09, 2016 10:58 pm

EK proe al die biltong!
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