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bduk
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:27 am

Ek is nou al seker 4 jaar lid van die klub. Elke jaar as ek my lidmaatskap hernu stuur hulle vir my 'n mooi briefie, n Hilux plakker en 'n pen.

Wanneer kry ek dan 'n Hilux?????
Wat ek is is net genade
Wat ek het is net geleen

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TertiusK
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:31 am

Hehehehehe. Sterk wees Barry.

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Mud Dog
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Real Name: Andy

Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:08 pm

:D:

Amper gee jy vir my 'n blerrie hartaanval! :winkx:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!

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ChrisF
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:24 pm

Mud Dog wrote::D:

Amper gee jy vir my 'n blerrie hartaanval! :winkx:
skynbaar moet jy net EERS jou Hilux aan Barry bemaak ... :twisted: :twisted:

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pietpetoors
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:36 pm

Lees die reëls;
Reel 1.12.3. van sub par. 19.3.6.2
"die Hilux word slegs uitgereik aan lede wat langer is 80 jaar lid is en deur albei ouers vergesel word."
Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow!
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ChrisF
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:48 pm

pietpetoors wrote:Lees die reëls;
Reel 1.12.3. van sub par. 19.3.6.2
"die Hilux word slegs uitgereik aan lede wat langer is 80 jaar lid is en deur albei ouers vergesel word."
So het Eric sy kleur bestel vir wanneer hy volgende jaar sy Hilux kry ?





me runs, me hides ....

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Family_Dog
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Fri Jun 24, 2016 7:33 pm

Chris, dit gan nou gedoen word! Andy, jy's volgende. Dan Cassie ;)

Daar is net een kleur: Cruiser 4E9 Beige.
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CasKru
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Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:29 am

Family_Dog wrote:Chris, dit gan nou gedoen word! Andy, jy's volgende. Dan Cassie ;)

Daar is net een kleur: Cruiser 4E9 Beige.
:mocking: :mocking: :cooldude: :cooldude:
To God be the glory

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Mud Dog
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Sat Jun 25, 2016 9:24 am

Family_Dog wrote:Chris, dit gan nou gedoen word! Andy, jy's volgende. Dan Cassie ;)

Daar is net een kleur: Cruiser 4E9 Beige.
He he! :D: Don't think I'll make it somehow .... according to the forum I'm already 102 yrs old! :mocking:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!

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Thunder02
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Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:50 pm

Mud Dog wrote:
Family_Dog wrote:Chris, dit gan nou gedoen word! Andy, jy's volgende. Dan Cassie ;)

Daar is net een kleur: Cruiser 4E9 Beige.
He he! :D: Don't think I'll make it somehow .... according to the forum I'm already 102 yrs old! :mocking:
Seeing they forgot to send you the first one, you will now have to wait for the second :laugh2:
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Cinco
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Sat Jul 02, 2016 12:07 pm

Eke wag nog vir die plakker en pen..
But I blame the Post office!
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Mud Dog
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Real Name: Andy

Sat Jul 02, 2016 1:14 pm

Yoh! Your current membership was done in Dec. 2015 - you should have let us know sooner Ian, but I will follow up to see that it was in fact sent. Please also check your current postal address and e-mail addy on your Club profile to check that the data on your profile is correct. Otherwise you can PM the details to me and I'll check it for you. :winkx:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!

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Mud Dog
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Real Name: Andy

Sun Jul 03, 2016 12:30 pm

This reply from the lady that sends out the packages .....

"Hi Andy, het sy pakkie 8 Januarie gestuur - dit was 'n "Nuwe lid" pakkie. Sal nou weer stuur. Is dit die nuutste adres wat jy gestuur het in vorige email of net 'n copy van sy inskrywing in Desember? "

Ian can you please confirm your postal address. Thanks.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!

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Cinco
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Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:32 pm

I appreciate the effort!
Thanks.
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