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CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER'S LOUNGE.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:
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Wees nice met ons.Ons het min dae oor :shock:
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:angel: :sick: :angel:
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Post by Dadz Toy BFI »

Shame :wth:

Give the poor smokers a break, I'm glad I gave up whilst you could still have a smoke in peace. :roll:

(George please shoot me if I turn into one of those Anti-Smoker ex-smoker okes)
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(George please shoot me if I turn into one of those Anti-Smoker ex-smoker okes)
Dont worry bra.I will stop in the near future.Maybe the same as you when Sheila is EFI'd nê.
Nooooooooooo that is to soooooon :shh: :silent: :thumbup:
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Yes George I remember you saying a few years ago that you will quit when the Stormers win the Super 14...
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You got many happy years of smoking left... :twisted:
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:clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: OOOutch That must hurt :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:
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Yes George I remember you saying a few years ago that you will quit when the Stormers win the Super 14...
Snippie I actually want to stop
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Yes George I remember you saying a few years ago that you will quit when the Stormers win the Super 14...

Snippie I actually want to stop
Daars dalk vir jou hoop, maar vir die stormers.............. :o: :o: .......................wetni so moi
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Yes I know and the Stormers want to win the S14! :lol:
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The ceiling's a pretty wacky idea, kinda cool, and very well done. Maybe I'll have one put in our toilet. :think:
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Maybe I'll have one put in our toilet
Wat van eerder 'n sprinkler
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george wrote:Snippie I actually want to stop
Easy peasy Jorsie.. If I could quit anybody can... It is much easier than you think. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Tip vir George: As jy in hierdie leeftyd wil ophou rook, moet asb nie vir die Stormers wag om die S14 te wen nie! Sê liewers iets soos: "As ons weer op die strande mag 4x4 sal ek ophou rook!" Die kanse is beter! :think:
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Tip vir George: As jy in hierdie leeftyd wil ophou rook, moet asb nie vir die Stormers wag om die S14 te wen nie! Sê liewers iets soos: "As ons weer op die strande mag 4x4 sal ek ophou rook!" Die kanse is beter!
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Ek sal ophou na die eerste slegte sigaret wat ek rook. Sover is hulle nog almal vir my baie lekker. :(
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Rampie wrote:Ek sal ophou na die eerste slegte sigaret wat ek rook. Sover is hulle nog almal vir my baie lekker. :(
Andre, koop bietjie van daai sigarette wat so R10 n pakkie kos. Daai goed is k*k sleg.......
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Ek sal ophou na die eerste slegte sigaret wat ek rook. Sover is hulle nog almal vir my baie lekker. :(
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