The Springboks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 56-0, Brian Habana getting eight tries.
The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Habana to go out on his own.
"No worries," Habana told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened."
After the game Habana headed for the pub where he told his team-mates the final score: 95-3.
"What!!!!" said a furious John Smit, "How did you let them get three points??!"
Habana replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
One more SA vs England
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Re: One more SA vs England
I hear Chuck Norris and Superman now wears Brian Habana Pajamas. 
And the Boogie Man looks in the closet and under the bed for Schalk Burger before going to sleep.
And the Boogie Man looks in the closet and under the bed for Schalk Burger before going to sleep.