'n Man en sy vrou word wakker gemaak 3:00 uur in die oggend deur 'n harde
geklop aan die deur.
Die man staan op en gaan maak die deur oop waar 'n dronkie in die gietende
reen staan.
Die ou dronkie se hy het iemand nodig om hom te help stoot.
"Dit sal die dag wees,daar is nie 'n manier nie." Se die man.
"Dit is drie uur in die oggend." En hy slaan die deur toe en gaan terug bed
toe.
"Wie was dit?" vra sy vrou.
"Net 'n vreeslike dronk man wat iemand soek om hom te help stoot." Antwoord
hy.
"Het jy hom gehelp?" vra sy.
"Nee, dit is drie uur, en dit sous daar buite!"
Wel jy het 'n baie kort geheue," se sy...
"Onthou jy drie maande terug toe ons kar gebreek het en daai twee ouens ons
gehelp het ?
Ek dink jy moet hierdie ou ook help en jy behoort jou te skaam."
Die man besef sy vrou is seker reg en trek toe maar aan.
Hy gaan uit in die gietende reen en roep uit,
"Hallo, is jy nog daar?"
"Ja." kom die antwoord terug.
"Het jy nog iemand nodig om jou te stoot?" vra hy.
"Ja, asseblief." Kom die antwoord uit die donkerte.
"Waar is jy?" vra die man.
"Hier op die swing." antwoord die dronkie.
Stoot my
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warthog
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Stoot my
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Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Jos 24:15: "As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord"
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Piesang
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Re: Stoot my
En net daar belant die dronkie op die grond met serretjie om sy kop 
"Onderwerp julle dan aan God; weerstaan die duiwel, en hy sal van julle wegvlug." Jak 4:7
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Re: Stoot my
Ek weet nie hoekom nie, maar elke keer as ek die grap hoor dink ek aan Bosvark..... 
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2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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Re: Stoot my
Klink soos iets uit my jonger dae 
