'n opstel deur 'n laerskool leerling
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'n opstel deur 'n laerskool leerling
Hierdie is 'n opstel deur 'n laerskool leerling. Ingesluit is al die spelfoute en dinge:
Die koei is 'n soogdier. Hy is ook 'n huisdier. 'n koei is orrals.. 'n koei het 'n baie Fein reik - jy reik hom oor die jele plaas. Agteraan die koei sit die stert. An die een Kant van die stert sit die pint van die stert wat die kwas genoem word en an die anner Kant sit die koei. Die koei gebruik die kwas om die flieje van haar weg te hou anners Val hulle innie melk. Vooran die koei sit die kop. Daar groei die hoorings. Die kop hou ook die bek vas. Tissen die stert en die kop sit die koei. Die koei is oorgetrek met 'n beesvel. Onderan die koei hang die melk. Om die melk te kry, maak jy die koei se bene vas. Die agterstes. Dan sit jy onner die koei en trek die toutjie. Dan kom die melk. As die Gras goed is, is die melk goed. As die Gras sleg is, is die melk sleg. As die donner-weer in die lug is, is die melk weg. As dit 'n ou koei is, is die melk suur. Dit is baie goedkoop om 'n koei aan te hou want jy gee hom net eenkeer kos, Dan kou hy twee maal. Die man van die koei is die OS. Dit lyk soos die koei maar daar hang net nie melk aan hom nie. Om OS te se is nie 'n vloekwoord nie. Verder weet ek niks. Behalwe dat as 'n koei baie stip na jou kyk, moet jy padgee want Dan is dit 'n bul.
Graad 5 Afrikaans Eksamen
1. Waarvoor word beesvelle gebruik?
Om die bees binne te hou
2. Wat is outobiografie?
Dis die ontstaan en geskiedenis van die motorkar
3. Noem 5 dinge wat melk bevat?
Kaas, botter en 3 koeie
4. Wat is die verlede tyd van eet?
Honger
5. Wat is die verkleinwoord van Oupa?
Kleinseun
6. Wat is die teenoorgestelde van kleinneef?
Kleinteef
7. Wat is die doel van die kies-en oogtande?
Die kiestande kou die kos en die oogtande kyk dat hulle die kouwerk
Goed doen.
8. Voltooi die volgende idioom: Hoe meer Haas...
Hoe groter haaspastei
9. Wat is die meervoud van kabeljou?
Kabeljulle
10. 'n Sin met "ter aarde bestel.."
"Wie op ter aarde bestel so 'n groot koek?"
11. Formule vir 'n sirkel se omtrek:
"paai straal kordaat"
12. Wat is teenoorstaande hoeke?
Hoeke wat vir mekaar kyk
13. Waarom is die seun in die verhaal gestraf?
Omdat hy sy eie virgin van die volkslied gesing het.
14 . Wat is 'n terminale siekte?
As jy op die lughawe siek word!
15. Vertaal in Afrikaans: "I beg your pardon?"
HuH?
16 . Wat noem ons iemand wat velle looi?
Onderwyser
17. Wat kry jy as jy jou melktande wissel?
Pepermenttande
Die koei is 'n soogdier. Hy is ook 'n huisdier. 'n koei is orrals.. 'n koei het 'n baie Fein reik - jy reik hom oor die jele plaas. Agteraan die koei sit die stert. An die een Kant van die stert sit die pint van die stert wat die kwas genoem word en an die anner Kant sit die koei. Die koei gebruik die kwas om die flieje van haar weg te hou anners Val hulle innie melk. Vooran die koei sit die kop. Daar groei die hoorings. Die kop hou ook die bek vas. Tissen die stert en die kop sit die koei. Die koei is oorgetrek met 'n beesvel. Onderan die koei hang die melk. Om die melk te kry, maak jy die koei se bene vas. Die agterstes. Dan sit jy onner die koei en trek die toutjie. Dan kom die melk. As die Gras goed is, is die melk goed. As die Gras sleg is, is die melk sleg. As die donner-weer in die lug is, is die melk weg. As dit 'n ou koei is, is die melk suur. Dit is baie goedkoop om 'n koei aan te hou want jy gee hom net eenkeer kos, Dan kou hy twee maal. Die man van die koei is die OS. Dit lyk soos die koei maar daar hang net nie melk aan hom nie. Om OS te se is nie 'n vloekwoord nie. Verder weet ek niks. Behalwe dat as 'n koei baie stip na jou kyk, moet jy padgee want Dan is dit 'n bul.
Graad 5 Afrikaans Eksamen
1. Waarvoor word beesvelle gebruik?
Om die bees binne te hou
2. Wat is outobiografie?
Dis die ontstaan en geskiedenis van die motorkar
3. Noem 5 dinge wat melk bevat?
Kaas, botter en 3 koeie
4. Wat is die verlede tyd van eet?
Honger
5. Wat is die verkleinwoord van Oupa?
Kleinseun
6. Wat is die teenoorgestelde van kleinneef?
Kleinteef
7. Wat is die doel van die kies-en oogtande?
Die kiestande kou die kos en die oogtande kyk dat hulle die kouwerk
Goed doen.
8. Voltooi die volgende idioom: Hoe meer Haas...
Hoe groter haaspastei
9. Wat is die meervoud van kabeljou?
Kabeljulle
10. 'n Sin met "ter aarde bestel.."
"Wie op ter aarde bestel so 'n groot koek?"
11. Formule vir 'n sirkel se omtrek:
"paai straal kordaat"
12. Wat is teenoorstaande hoeke?
Hoeke wat vir mekaar kyk
13. Waarom is die seun in die verhaal gestraf?
Omdat hy sy eie virgin van die volkslied gesing het.
14 . Wat is 'n terminale siekte?
As jy op die lughawe siek word!
15. Vertaal in Afrikaans: "I beg your pardon?"
HuH?
16 . Wat noem ons iemand wat velle looi?
Onderwyser
17. Wat kry jy as jy jou melktande wissel?
Pepermenttande
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Re: 'n opstel deur 'n laerskool leerling
Piet, haven't you posted these before!?
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Re: 'n opstel deur 'n laerskool leerling
Before what...Mud Dog wrote: Piet, haven't you posted these before!?
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Re: 'n opstel deur 'n laerskool leerling
Before today .... or before checking
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: 'n opstel deur 'n laerskool leerling
Wat gee 'n skaap vir ons? Wol.
Wat gee n hoender vir ons? Eiers.
Wat gee n koei vir ons? Wiskunde huiswerk oor n naweek!!
Wat gee n hoender vir ons? Eiers.
Wat gee n koei vir ons? Wiskunde huiswerk oor n naweek!!
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Re: 'n opstel deur 'n laerskool leerling
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: 'n opstel deur 'n laerskool leerling
Dankie vir daai piet, ek het lanklaas so lekker gelag,
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Re: 'n opstel deur 'n laerskool leerling
Vra vir Kiara waar kom melk vandaan en sy sal vir jou se "by die winkel" natuurlik
Een van ons kinders het vir ons vertel hulle wil vegetariers word. Ons se toe vir hulle, hulle mag nie meer Eskort worsies eet nie. Hoekom nie? vra hulle, dit is mos nie vleis nie?
Een van ons kinders het vir ons vertel hulle wil vegetariers word. Ons se toe vir hulle, hulle mag nie meer Eskort worsies eet nie. Hoekom nie? vra hulle, dit is mos nie vleis nie?
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.... and they're probably right! .... offal, soya, saw-dust, colourants, flavourants and preservatives are normally not classified as meat.hulle mag nie meer Eskort worsies eet nie. Hoekom nie? vra hulle, dit is mos nie vleis nie?
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: 'n opstel deur 'n laerskool leerling
Ja ja Andy, I suppose the same goes for polony but I still like polony and bully beefMud Dog wrote:.... and they're probably right! .... offal, soya, saw-dust, colourants, flavourants and preservatives are normally not classified as meat.
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The bully-beef ain't that bad!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!