Pearly Gates

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Pearly Gates

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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.


'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'
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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
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:lol: :lol:
One Life! Live it!

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:laugh2: :laugh2:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol:
Life is a journey, enjoy the ride in a HILUX.
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