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0000DS
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STALKER ALERT!!!!!!!! I have a STALKER named Bill! You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he's obsessed with me! And when I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me or something! He comes in many forms: Water Bill, Electric Bill, Telephone Bill, Heating Bill, and so on. If you drive by my house & see him feel free to shoot him on site! :laugh2:
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Post by CasKru »

O gaaats Blommie...... hy stalk my ook :shock2:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Post by jacques kotze »

Daai Bill is n besige stalker, hy is die flippen land vol!!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by ChrisF »

Danelle do me a favour - KEEP YOUR STALKER TO YOURSELF !! pretty please, I beg of you ....
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