The Hilux Story

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Visagie
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bought
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an
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ox
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at an auction
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while
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piet stoked the fire
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without
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wood
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poker
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and
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popcorn in his hilux
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ashtray
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mixed with butts
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and a big-ass cow-bar on the back
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that looks really neat with sexy circular led tail lights, the envy of all
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Pink Bulls wanting to run into the back of it after
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Haas Botha
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sheer admiration
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and bad
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KARMA
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failed to
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declare his
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foreign purchases
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were fake
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made of plastic in
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tin foil
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Bought from pick n pay
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and show it to the
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parking attendant and the taxi driver in the
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the star news paper
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wrapped aro8und his ankles for better
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traction
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on slippery surfaces
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and
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taxi driver rear ended our HERO
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into the pit
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of the
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BUT
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he
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engaged
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his trusty
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low range
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coffee grinder to make the best smoothest cuppochino in
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the whole of
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taxi rank
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where the most of the people are looking at pictures of a couple of
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broodblikke en cowbars
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being sold on auction for astronomical prices and the new owners going
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totally gaga
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because top six
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places in the S15 rugby log contains
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amakrokko reserves, waiting
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for the train to arrive at Newlands station
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with ice cold beer and a few sausage rolls smothered in
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mustard and tomato sauce mixed
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