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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :thumbup:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
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Brilliant Danelle...... you go girl... :cooldude: :cooldude: :cooldude:
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If I posted that I would be hung, drawn and quartered.
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Racing snake wrote:If I posted that I would be hung, drawn and quartered.
Brian oh Brian..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:taunt: :taunt: :taunt:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Racing snake wrote:If I posted that I would be hung, drawn and quartered.
Shame Brian we really feel for you..... :mocking: :taunt: :tease:
Live Life in the FAST lane....
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To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
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aaaai fooi tog, OOOMS moet tog net nie vanaand vra "wats fout nie" .... (waars die stir icon)
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You hit the females phsyco dead centre.
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ChrisF wrote:aaaai fooi tog, OOOMS moet tog net nie vanaand vra "wats fout nie" .... (waars die stir icon)
.....en daar is drie sulke goedere in ons huis....... :sos: :heat: :sos:
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OOOOMS wrote:
ChrisF wrote:aaaai fooi tog, OOOMS moet tog net nie vanaand vra "wats fout nie" .... (waars die stir icon)
.....en daar is drie sulke goedere in ons huis....... :sos: :heat: :sos:
Ja Mark, jy moet wakker slaap.... :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: Actually you would'nt have 3 if you could'nt cope...
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Ek dink Danelle het daai met 'n doel vandag gepost, arme Mark
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pietpetoors wrote:Ek dink Danelle het daai met 'n doel vandag gepost, arme Mark
Mark miskien moet jy maar n lang naweek trippie maak Kaap toe .... net tot mammie beter voel .....

ons het lê plek hier vir jou en so klein sandput naby Atlantis .... :)
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