If your girlfriend / wife looks like this.... she's a keeper

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If your girlfriend / wife looks like this.... she's a keeper

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: definitely looks that way...
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:lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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:lol:
Nice ball control :lol:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Mooi Cassie! Hehehe! :thumbup:
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Thunder02 wrote::lol:
Nice ball control :lol:
I kid you not, one of my first thoughts was wondering how long it would take for someone to make a ball handling comment :D: .... Eish, Neil! :lol:
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Mud Dog wrote:
Thunder02 wrote::lol:
Nice ball control :lol:
I kid you not, one of my first thoughts was wondering how long it would take for someone to make a ball handling comment :D: .... Eish, Neil! :lol:
:blushing: that's not what is all on my mind,also marshmallows :laugh2:
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No ball control involved in the pic.. she is getting ready to push it away.... Can see it in her eyes.,.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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daai katjie bring sommer haar eie handskoene .....



dink sy sal jou eers dribble, dan weg skop ....
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ChrisF wrote:daai katjie bring sommer haar eie handskoene .....



dink sy sal jou eers dribble, dan weg skop ....
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