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This could be interesting. :twisted:

I like to watch things like Auction Hunters, American pickers, Auction kings and so on. I find it amazing what people find and sell and thome of the prices they go for. :blink:
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dont have either ....LOL..... :lmao:
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Also dont have DSTV.Watch Voetspore on SABC2.Then a few series on a HDD...... and WWE on E its FREE :tease:
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Also all of the above. Enjoy Megastructures, How it's Made, Ice Road Truckers, Heros of Hell's Highway, and Mythbusters! :celebrate:
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Appart from comedy series, Masterchef, and Curious and Unusual Deaths...
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Lots of Comedy Central... Big Bang Theory, Eddy Izzard, and my favourite 3rd Rock... The rest of the time Supersport and Discovery, BBC, NatGeo etc.. en on KykNet I watch E-Nuus.. :twisted: :twisted:
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We watch way too much TV, so there's a couple of shows that comes to mind:

Grey's Anatomy, Masterchef, Mythbusters,CSI, Auction Hunters, Wheeler Dealers, Rugby, F1, and when it was still showing Arrow then movie night on Sundays@20:00
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BBC Topgear
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Rugby
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antlo69 wrote:BBC Topgear
BBC Topgear USA
Rugby
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And that's about it, the rest of the time its permanently on cartoons or on SWAMBO channels.
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Virseker nie nuus nie - dit maak my net depro !!
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Daar het ek geleer om n hindernis eers per voet te stap ! - dan ry jy hom 1ste rat in lae bestek met ewenaarslot geaktiveer !!! :heat: :mrgreen:
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Weekend Warrior wrote:Virseker nie nuus nie - dit maak my net depro !!
Iets soos Safari 4x4 met Andre ;
Daar het ek geleer om n hindernis eers per voet te stap ! - dan ry jy hom 1ste rat in lae bestek met ewenaarslot geaktiveer !!! :heat: :mrgreen:
Haha, moet net nie traksie verloor nie! Ek lag myself simpel as die ou begin praat!
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Werner duidelik het ek dit vergeet ! Gin wonder ek kon nie Saterdag die Atlantis duine uitkom nie !!! :slap: ek het konstant traksie verloor !!!! :lol:
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101 Dalmations 1 & 2
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Family_Dog wrote:101 Dalmations 1 & 2
Lassie 1 & 2
Beethoven 1,2,3,4,5
Jock of the Bushveld
Lady & the Tramp
A Boy & His Dog
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White Fang
The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation
A Dog named Hobo
For the Love of a Dog
Nikki, Wonder Dog of the North
Marmaduke (Great Dane)
Woof!


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I enjoy the extra time i have for my family and myself when it's off. I have it switched on for a month or two, watch the same programs i've seen a few times before and maybe two new ones, i get bored again after a month or two and find something better do do with R600.00
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Family_Dog wrote:101 Dalmations 1 & 2
Lassie 1 & 2
Beethoven 1,2,3,4,5
Jock of the Bushveld
Lady & the Tramp
A Boy & His Dog
A Dog's Tail
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Dog Gone
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White Fang
The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation
A Dog named Hobo
For the Love of a Dog
Nikki, Wonder Dog of the North
Marmaduke (Great Dane)
Woof!


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Oh, there are lots more, but I began to think you guys would think I might be obsessed with dogs... ;)


For those who have a heart, try watch "Eight below". This is a heart-rendering - and amazing - film.


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Stubs wrote:dont have either ....LOL..... :lmao:
x2!

I don't know where people find time to watch telly!
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Game of Thrones... :thumbup:
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Hoppy wrote:I enjoy the extra time i have for my family and myself when it's off. I have it switched on for a month or two, watch the same programs i've seen a few times before and maybe two new ones, i get bored again after a month or two and find something better do do with R600.00

Nee ek drink saans kyk nie TV nie.... :twisted:

Seriously, I activate my DSTV subscription on Saturdays to watch the rugby and deactivate it again on Sundays! I think you could probably spend 24 hours and check out all the shows for this month, and watch reruns for the next 30 days! :mrgreen:
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Funny enough, my wife activated the DSTV for the school holidays, the first night in almost six months i watched a Top gear program that i've seen twice before, an episode of Auction hunters that i've seen, no new movies and believe it or not, a new episode of American Top Gear, WOW, thanks DSTV!
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Ek hou nogal Maandae van super rugby as die manne in bel warm onder die kraag as sy span verloor het, of die skeidsregters aangejaag het :banned: . Gelukkig vir my het WP net een game verloor die jaar :tease: .
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Ali3n wrote:This could be interesting. :twisted:

I like to watch things like Auction Hunters, American pickers, Auction kings and so on. I find it amazing what people find and sell and thome of the prices they go for. :blink:
Sounds about the same as mine, when there is time. Do not break my neck to get to a TV. Also rugby, even more so when your team wins the Currie Cup. :tease:
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Seriously, who has time to watch TV???????
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Don't watch a lot of telly, but when I do, Tom and Jerry is on top of the list. Then Comedy Central.

Investigation Discovery also gets me fascinated, amazes me how good these cops are, how one piece of hair can get someone in jail due to advanced forensic technology, also fascinates me that even clever people do stupid things and don't expect to get caught. Wish we could get to this stage with our cops in our country.

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