This guy takes his new boat down to Cape Town from Jo’burg for a fishing trip.
On his way back with the boat, his 4x4 breaks down around Beaufort West.
He tries all he can but the 4x4 just doesn't want to go anymore.
He tries his cell - no reception. After standin g for about 4 hours without any cars going past, he suddenly realises that the boat has got a radio.
Just maybe he is lucky and there is someone listening on the emergency channel. So he hops onto the boat, connects the battery and starts calling.
‘Mayday! Mayday!’
Just as he almost gives up hope, there's this faint definitely Capey voice coming over the air...
“State dyour poezition Maaste.”
This chap looks at his boat GPS and gives his position over the radio.
Long silence...
Then a voice comes over the air again.
‘Djislaaaaaaaik Maaste….”
Another long silence...
“Djy moesie land darem met amoesa spoed getref het!”
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Whahahahahahaaaaa..... Almost like the German coast guard.... What are you thinking about.... 
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Re: 4x4 problems
+1AmadaXtreme wrote:Whahahahahahaaaaa..... Almost like the German coast guard.... What are you thinking about....
Life starts when the tarmac ends.
I'll only lose my way in the city lights.
I'd rather be lost in the woods, than found in the city.
I'll only lose my way in the city lights.
I'd rather be lost in the woods, than found in the city.
