Fuel Price Increase
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Re: Fuel Price Increase
"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.-Saint Augustine"
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Re: Fuel Price Increase
I'd rather not comment. Pics are funny though....PRESENTLY DISADVANTAGED
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Re: Fuel Price Increase
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Scout motto:be prepared....
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Re: Fuel Price Increase
Not a joke, but it looks like we will be looking at yet another fuel price hike in the next couple of weeks. 
Perhaps this will take away some of the pain next time you have to stop at the pumps if you think petrol is expensive .....
Diet Coke 100ml @ R2.80 = R28.00 per litre
Lipton Ice Tea 200ml @ R3.50 = R17..50 per litre
Amstel 750ml @ R9.50 = R12.60 per litre
Energade 250ml @ R3.00 = R12.00 per litre
Brake Fluid 100ml @ R6.00 = R60.00 per litre
Vick's Nasal Spray 50ml @ R9.00 = R180.00 per litre
Hugo Boss Spray 50ml @ R225.00 = R4500.00 per litre
And this is the REAL KICKER...
Evian water 500ml @ R15.00 = R30.00 per litre! R30.00 for WATER!
So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on Water, Coke, or Vick's Nasal Spray!!!
Perhaps this will take away some of the pain next time you have to stop at the pumps if you think petrol is expensive .....
Diet Coke 100ml @ R2.80 = R28.00 per litre
Lipton Ice Tea 200ml @ R3.50 = R17..50 per litre
Amstel 750ml @ R9.50 = R12.60 per litre
Energade 250ml @ R3.00 = R12.00 per litre
Brake Fluid 100ml @ R6.00 = R60.00 per litre
Vick's Nasal Spray 50ml @ R9.00 = R180.00 per litre
Hugo Boss Spray 50ml @ R225.00 = R4500.00 per litre
And this is the REAL KICKER...
Evian water 500ml @ R15.00 = R30.00 per litre! R30.00 for WATER!
So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on Water, Coke, or Vick's Nasal Spray!!!
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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Fuel Price Increase
nice bit of info there , thanks uncleMud Dog wrote:Not a joke, but it looks like we will be looking at yet another fuel price hike in the next couple of weeks.
Perhaps this will take away some of the pain next time you have to stop at the pumps if you think petrol is expensive .....
Diet Coke 100ml @ R2.80 = R28.00 per litre
Lipton Ice Tea 200ml @ R3.50 = R17..50 per litre
Amstel 750ml @ R9.50 = R12.60 per litre
Energade 250ml @ R3.00 = R12.00 per litre
Brake Fluid 100ml @ R6.00 = R60.00 per litre
Vick's Nasal Spray 50ml @ R9.00 = R180.00 per litre
Hugo Boss Spray 50ml @ R225.00 = R4500.00 per litre
And this is the REAL KICKER...
Evian water 500ml @ R15.00 = R30.00 per litre! R30.00 for WATER!
So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on Water, Coke, or Vick's Nasal Spray!!!
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if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
ADVANCED 4x4 DRIVER COURSES DONE : US 254135 / US 254154
(STILL AWAITING SO-CALLED TETA CERTIFICATION VIA THE SERVICE PROVIDER AFRICAN OFF-ROAD ACADEMY - WHAT A JOKE)
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Re: Fuel Price Increase
Andy you forgot to mention the "cost" of RedBul ....Mud Dog wrote:Not a joke, but it looks like we will be looking at yet another fuel price hike in the next couple of weeks.
Perhaps this will take away some of the pain next time you have to stop at the pumps if you think petrol is expensive .....
Diet Coke 100ml @ R2.80 = R28.00 per litre
Lipton Ice Tea 200ml @ R3.50 = R17..50 per litre
Amstel 750ml @ R9.50 = R12.60 per litre
Energade 250ml @ R3.00 = R12.00 per litre
Brake Fluid 100ml @ R6.00 = R60.00 per litre
Vick's Nasal Spray 50ml @ R9.00 = R180.00 per litre
Hugo Boss Spray 50ml @ R225.00 = R4500.00 per litre
And this is the REAL KICKER...
Evian water 500ml @ R15.00 = R30.00 per litre! R30.00 for WATER!
So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on Water, Coke, or Vick's Nasal Spray!!!
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Re: Fuel Price Increase
Only if I could fill my Hilux here: 
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Re: Fuel Price Increase
Where or should I say when was that.
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The only math folks need to know is
4 x 4 = Off-Road
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Re: Fuel Price Increase
It's at a mine in Kathu, 11/2012! The fuel is actually free, only for company vehicles though, they just had to add a figure to the pump... :-/
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