Sound advice for men
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Sound advice for men
• "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."
• Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You don’t understand it, but you still accept it.
• Chess is the only game in the world which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time, while the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
• Most women request the same husband in the next life - how can you let such good training go to waste?
• All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them, but 5 missed calls from the wife? Now that is seriously scary.
• What is “checkmate”? You tell your wife “I saw a lady who looked exactly like you" and she asks: "Was she gorgeous?" You can’t say 'No' and you can’t say 'Yes' – now THAT is checkmate.
• Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
• There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
• Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You don’t understand it, but you still accept it.
• Chess is the only game in the world which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time, while the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
• Most women request the same husband in the next life - how can you let such good training go to waste?
• All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them, but 5 missed calls from the wife? Now that is seriously scary.
• What is “checkmate”? You tell your wife “I saw a lady who looked exactly like you" and she asks: "Was she gorgeous?" You can’t say 'No' and you can’t say 'Yes' – now THAT is checkmate.
• Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
• There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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Re: Sound advice for men
SADLY I HAVE TO AGREE!!
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Re: Sound advice for men
2nd that one,we have permission to rule the world from the wifeObelix and Dogmatix wrote:SADLY I HAVE TO AGREE!!
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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Scout motto:be prepared....
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Re: Sound advice for men
(The wife said it's fine if I laugh)
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Re: Sound advice for men
Love it!!
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Re: Sound advice for men
come guys
grow up, and stand up for whats right .....
just make sure you have a comfy couch ,,,,,
grow up, and stand up for whats right .....
just make sure you have a comfy couch ,,,,,
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Re: Sound advice for men
I will pass comment as soon as my wife is away for a few days and the coast is clear
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Re: Sound advice for men
thats just looking for trouble :!: :!:
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Re: Sound advice for men
This made my day!
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Re: Sound advice for men
I have my wife exackly where She wants Me.
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Re: Sound advice for men
There is one line they omitted in the wedding vows:
To the husband:
Do you accept that anything you say may, and WILL be used against you in future?
To the husband:
Do you accept that anything you say may, and WILL be used against you in future?
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Re: Sound advice for men
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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Re: Sound advice for men
Yes,,,, I agree, sound advice for men....