Unwanted visitors

[Irishman]

Hi guys, I think you might like this one, it's a true story
My wife's family are all in New Zealand, and one rather obnoxious cousin wanted to come and visit us. They asked the usual questions about S.A. security etc. I told them it wasen't bad, but they would be issued with a 9mil pistol at Jan Smuts,(or what ever they call it now) which they had to hand back when they left, and they would be charged only for the ammo they used. Never heard another word.
Ron.

[Niel]

can I come and visit but I am in CT already ..... what doi I get

[Irishman]

Neil, you drive an armoured bakkie already, what more do you need.
Ron.

[Niel]

some bullets as I have my own hardware do I at least get a beer when I get there

[Family_Dog]

Niel, you will fall foul of the Drinking Laws of Gautengaland. All boozing is prohibited within its borders, the place is dry. A place of Abstinence.

Sorry, boet!


-F_D

[Niel]

Eric, I was goingto show the BB how to play rugby but they will drive me to drink so if it is that dry I will rather coach the Sharks

[Mud Dog]

It's amazing what some people will believe. Some 30yrs ago I worked with a Czech who believed that the lions and wild game walk the streets when he came out this way. Of course afterward he thought it to be funny.
Sadly, it's now almost true in the sense that we actually have wild, lawless animals walking our streets.