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Luckily the car guard guided me out of the parking lot
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but i seem to always find my way back here without
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the car guard, whom I had paid ten bucks. Only saw later that he had swiped my
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durt under the welcome mat
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as well as lifting the valve caps from the Lux. I wonder
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why he wanted to help me re-inflate the tyres as
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I bought 2 pockets of potatoes and a can of tomato puree from
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the guy on the corner who has been standing there
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would be sufficient weight to give me traction, while
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I pick my nose in full view of
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the hordes of bored housewives and their spoilt kids.
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You could smell them miles away as they
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were in need of a nappy change, but
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I could find any change, so I gave them a new R50 note
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so new the ink was still wet. I will print a new batch
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of tobacco-stained Zim 10,000,000 Dollar bills as I
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mow the lawn, wake up screaming and drink my coffee
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while I contemplate my future father-in-law
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I wonder why it is that we're still going here ( :twisted: )
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Pack the bags, when r we leaving with
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the sparrows tomorrow morning. The road to hell should be
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busy with taxies, loaded to the ceiling, with
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off-road gear and recovery equipment, which would be used
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travelling to Harare, on tar road with no spare
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and Mugabe as a passenger looking for some
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zim dollars to wipe his @ss and
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buy some cheap whores
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driving on a muddy sand road, when all of a sudden
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a spietkop wearing only a loincloth and peaked cap jumped out
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with an Ak hanging over his shoulder, he stopped me
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and asked if I was prepared to pay a bribe
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Sure, and handed him a chocolate slab, actually brook-leks!
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After a quick thought I dug out two more slabs and told him to eat them all in one hit for a viagra type effect ( :o: ). He was in for a surprise because
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I knew, he was without 'white gold' this would be a 'Leon S movie'
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