DID PHILLIP FART??

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DID PHILLIP FART??

Post by Family_Dog »

Too funny not to pass along!


Did Phillip Fart? What do you think?

The expressions are priceless!

Look at the Queen's face...

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Re: DID PHILLIP FART??

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Apology accepted.... :yahoo:
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Re: DID PHILLIP FART??

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What a bunch of old farts!
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Harry: "Jeepers, Gran!"

Phillip: "pheew pheeuw pheeu ..."

Anne: "Daaad?!"

Queen: "Oh .... my ..... word....! Phillip!!"

Charles: "Say what??"
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Re: DID PHILLIP FART??

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The Queen maintains the traditonal British 'Stiff Upper Lip', but Harry cannot contain himself... there would be no way I could keep a straight face either in a situation like that, particularly when others start guffawing around me... I would let rip - most probably from both ends as well! :twisted:


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Re: DID PHILLIP FART??

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Strangely enough, not too difficult to imagine, Eric! :D:
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:lmao:

Just to show , it happens in the best of families !

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Re: DID PHILLIP FART??

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I think Charles just looked in that direction cause he thought he smelled Camila approaching :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: DID PHILLIP FART??

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Hope that lioness is downwind... :silent:
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