Sipho, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Gauteng policeman van der Merwe at a roadblock.
'Congratulations', said the cop... 'Because you are wearing your seat belt you have just won R5,000 in an Arrive Alive safety competition'.
Sipho could hardly believe his luck. 'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop.
'Eish!! I'm going to get a driver's license,' Sipho answered.
AAUW!! Please sir, don't listen to him sir,' yelled Dipuo in the passenger seat. 'He always tries to be smart when he is drunk.'!!
With all this noise - Andiswe woke up in the back seat. He took one look at the cop and moaned, 'YOH!! Guys - I TOLD you, stealing the BMW was a bad, bad idea!!
WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE RED MAZDA!! BUT YOU ARE ALWAYS CLEVA!!
At that moment, there was a knock from the boot and Zakeles' voice said, 'Are we over the border yet?'
AND The cop said ... 'Okay, my brothers. How are we sharing this R5000?!'
Only in SA
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Mud Dog
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Re: Only in SA
Almost believable!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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ChrisF
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Re: Only in SA
there, now it is corrected ... :alvarin:Mud Dog wrote:
most believable!
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Re: Only in SA
:wth: 
:evil: :razz: 
:alvarin: 
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Re: Only in SA
"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Re: Only in SA
"Gareth Cliff strikes again, just as you thought he was behaving himself. Listeners to 5fm this morning were entertained by a rap song parodying – you guessed it – the infamous President Jacob Zuma in the wake of Public Protector Thuli Madonsela’s report on the renovations at Nkandla.
Using Jay-Z’s “New York” as a backing track, Cliff impersonates the other Jay-Z, recruiting some “wives” to do back-up in place of Alisha Keys. “I’m the new Mugabe”, sings Cliff, while his wives coo that Nkandla is a “secret jungle where dreams are made of”."
Using Jay-Z’s “New York” as a backing track, Cliff impersonates the other Jay-Z, recruiting some “wives” to do back-up in place of Alisha Keys. “I’m the new Mugabe”, sings Cliff, while his wives coo that Nkandla is a “secret jungle where dreams are made of”."
"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Re: Only in SA
Would have been a lot funnier if it wasn't so close to the truth.... :evil:
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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Re: Only in SA
Gangnam Style take over Nkandla Staail
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Re: Only in SA
"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Re: Only in SA
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!