POTJIEKOS MET ROOIWYN - RESEP

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POTJIEKOS MET ROOIWYN - RESEP

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Now where do i know her from again... :silent: :angel:
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:lol: :lol:
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:laugh2: :lmao:
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Van nou af is DIT hoe mens potjie maak.
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jacques kotze wrote:Van nou af is DIT hoe mens potjie maak.

Wie moet dit maak? Die man of die vrou....
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I imagine the idea would be to leave her in the pot with the red wine until well pickled (not easy to escape from that pot unassisted, and if the wine is in abundance the desire to leave the pot will be minimised anyway). I further suspect that one would have to be in attendance to offer support and to carefully monitor the pickling process so that it's just right .... not under nor over pickled. I suppose then would be the time to bring on the spices, of which charm would not be the least ....


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..... and then turn up the heat!

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Okay :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Hoe honger raak ek nou :lol: :lol:
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SWARTLUX wrote:Hoe honger raak ek nou :lol: :lol:
:shock2: :wth: :blink:

:D: ;-)
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Daai lyk na taai vleis.Sal 'n hele ruk moet prut :twisted: :blackeye: :blink:
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Om te kyk of die aartappels reg deur gaar is doen mens die steekproef...
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CasKru wrote:Om te kyk of die aartappels reg deur gaar is doen mens die steekproef...
:lmao: :lmao:
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en as die aartappels uitmekaar val is dit reg :cooldude: :cooldude: :cooldude:
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Nou wonder ek mos maar net. Boudjies, dykies of borsies? :yahoo:
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Lets Play wrote:Nou wonder ek mos maar net. Boudjies, dykies of borsies? :yahoo:
Praat ons nog van kos maak of wat :lol: :lol: :lol:
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jacques kotze wrote:
Lets Play wrote:Nou wonder ek mos maar net. Boudjies, dykies of borsies? :yahoo:
Praat ons nog van kos maak of wat :lol: :lol: :lol:
Natuurlik ja, niks lekkerder as 'n paar gaar 'juicy' boudjies wat uitmekaar val nie! :laugh2:
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Wa koop mens van daai vleis... Dit lyk maar baie lean...
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