Bachelor party ideas

[SWARTLUX]

Ok so I need some info on this as this would be my 1st Bachelors party that I nweed to help plan(Yes I am helping to plan my own)
I need some ideas as to what we can do that is somewhere in Gauteng centralish...Must be outdoors activity like 4x4ing problem is not everyone has 4x4's and I am Definatly not lending my van to some drunk idiot.

Some info I do not like drinking all that much yes I enjoy a couple of drinks but getting wasted is not my idea of fun.I do not want to go to strip clubs either or want a stripper at my bachelors either so thats the reason I was thinking of doing something like 4x4ing somewhere and having a braai there and enjoy the day I want to remeber this day as i am only getting married once.

So what options are there for the outdoorsy person that does not like getting piepie dronk and passing out in 5 min of the party starting?
I need to get this info and talk to my buddy who is organising my bachelors to help him with ideas.

[Wave]

I know you didn't want to go for heavy drinking, but you can just say no, I had a bachelors at Bavaria Brewery and it was very lekker.

They catered lekker German food, we got to try all the beers & ciders and was actually very informative too!

[GI-]

N Vriend van my het gaan klei duif skiet vir n "bachelor".
Volgens hom was dit vir almal n ongelooflike ervaring en sal hy dit aanbeveel.

[ROBERT]

We took one of our friends to a farm and had a lekker weekend, we rented paintball guns and did some bass fishing and rock climbing as well. for mine, my friends took me deep sea fishing

[Mud Dog]

I'm not sure I can give much positive input here ..... my experience in these things has always involved over-indulgence, but one thing I can say is that 4x4 and partying don't go well together. If you're set on the idea, then perhaps a lekker challenging trail with a braai and drinks after you get back home. Otherwise perhaps an afternoon game drive and braai / late afternoon braai (drinks reserved) and night game drive.

The paintball sounds like fun.

[SWARTLUX]

Andy that is exactly what I had in mind with the 4x4 trail wit ha braai and drinks afterwards,problem is not all the people have 4x4's and I dont trust anyone enough to hand over my keys

The general age group is 26-5 if this will help at all toe make it easier to think of something that will suit all

[Mud Dog]

Andy that is exactly what I had in mind with the 4x4 trail wit ha braai and drinks afterwards,problem is not all the people have 4x4's and I dont trust anyone enough to hand over my keys

The general age group is 26-5 if this will help at all toe make it easier to think of something that will suit all

Then you drive your own vehicle and go as a group with whoever else has a 4x4 and you don't party until you're home safe ... no handing over of keys.

[ROBERT]

I agree with Andy about the driving, otherwise get a couple of responsible friends with 4x4's to do the driving, Unfortuately if your friends decide to get you drunk on your batchelors theres not too much you can do. Rather go and camp and braai somewhere and dont involve your wheels in the festivities

[Kaspaas]

Kyk as jy in die wyn bedryf is, is nog n dag se kuier mos nou nie snaaks nie! So hoe nou gemaak?

Een van my beste este maters het sy ramparty gehou op hulle Ceres karoo plaas.
Voor die tyd het ons hom lekker bang gepraat oor hoe ons hom gaan straf, ens. (Die rakker het al sy fare-share uitgedeel op ander se ramparties).

Oppad uit plaas toe bly ons hom uitjou! Vetel hom presies hoe hy gaan bars. Natuurlik is die ou breker groot-praterig, en belowe hy ons, hy gaan ons wys waar Dawid die wortels begrawe het.

By die plaas gekom het en ons hom in sy ontie laat rond loop vir n tydjie, hom later op n stoel laat sit net daar vas gebind. met n ketting om die voet en ander ent om die windy-drier. Toe hy vas is knak al die ander manne n bier, en ons gee hom toe ook 'n bier en dit was al!!
Nie druppel drank verder daai namweek nie!!

Jislaaik ons het gekuier, gebraai en gelag terwyl hy stoksiel alleen eenkant sit en kyk hoe ons kuier!! Indien hy vir ons sê hys dors, dan het ons hom maar n tamatie sappie gegee, ons was tog net te bang hy kry babelas, en mis sy troue!!

Hy was bitterlik kwaad, maar dit was baie baie snaaks!

Snaakste nog was, sy aanstaande skoonpa het so by hom gaan sit en lefiete voorlees!! Brandewyn in die hand, en baie erernstig! Ons ander het gerol soos ons lag!!

(Eks net bly myne is reeds verby na die episode, hyt al die ander belowe hy gaan terug kom en slat soos donderweer)

[Hoppy]

Ons het met n vriend so sestig kilos ver op n verlate grondpad uitgery, ons het sy kar (n 120Y) in "reverse" gesit en die gearlever uitgehaal en saamgevat.
Hy en die bruid moes omruil voor die kansel want hy kon nie regs kyk nie!
Ek weet nie hoekom hy so kwaad was nie, ons het ten minste vir hom genoeg petrol ingegooi.

[Hoppy]

n ander vriend het netjies voor die kansel gekniel, toe bars die hele kerk uit van die lag!

Ons het in groot rooi letters onder sy skoensole geverf, "RED" aan die een kant en "MY" aan die ander, die beste was dat hulle en die dominee die heel tyd moes wonder waaroor almal lag, hy het heeltyd aan sy broek gevroetel en haar op en af gekyk, hy het die grap redelik goed hanteer.

[Hoppy]

Die derde van die drie vriende was die beste, hy was totaal "paranoid" voor sy troue, want die vorige idees was juis syne.
Daar gebeur toe niks op sy Bachelor party nie, ook nie op die troue nie.
Hy steek sy kar weg met die tasse reeds gepak.
Die aand klim hulle in die bed en hy se vir sy nuwe vroutjie "ek kan nie glo hulle het my vergewe vir alles wat ek aan hulle gedoen het nie"
Die volgende oggend word hulle wakker en hy bel room service "twee koffies asseblief", maar toe kom n stem onder die bed uit "maak dit sommer vier!"

[Kaspaas]

Die derde van die drie vriende was die beste, hy was totaal "paranoid" voor sy troue, want die vorige idees was juis syne.
Daar gebeur toe niks op sy Bachelor party nie, ook nie op die troue nie.
Hy steek sy kar weg met die tasse reeds gepak.
Die aand klim hulle in die bed en hy se vir sy nuwe vroutjie "ek kan nie glo hulle het my vergewe vir alles wat ek aan hulle gedoen het nie"
Die volgende oggend word hulle wakker en hy bel room service "twee koffies asseblief", maar toe kom n stem onder die bed uit "maak dit sommer vier!"

[SWARTLUX]

Die derde van die drie vriende was die beste, hy was totaal "paranoid" voor sy troue, want die vorige idees was juis syne.
Daar gebeur toe niks op sy Bachelor party nie, ook nie op die troue nie.
Hy steek sy kar weg met die tasse reeds gepak.
Die aand klim hulle in die bed en hy se vir sy nuwe vroutjie "ek kan nie glo hulle het my vergewe vir alles wat ek aan hulle gedoen het nie"
Die volgende oggend word hulle wakker en hy bel room service "twee koffies asseblief", maar toe kom n stem onder die bed uit "maak dit sommer vier!"

Rof!

[Kaspaas]

Die derde van die drie vriende was die beste, hy was totaal "paranoid" voor sy troue, want die vorige idees was juis syne.
Daar gebeur toe niks op sy Bachelor party nie, ook nie op die troue nie.
Hy steek sy kar weg met die tasse reeds gepak.
Die aand klim hulle in die bed en hy se vir sy nuwe vroutjie "ek kan nie glo hulle het my vergewe vir alles wat ek aan hulle gedoen het nie"
Die volgende oggend word hulle wakker en hy bel room service "twee koffies asseblief", maar toe kom n stem onder die bed uit "maak dit sommer vier!"

Rof!

Sekerlik die ergste wat ek al gehoor het! :wth:

[kfxnando]

will keep it to myself and sit on my hands, they can get out of hand rough and grow tails that the wife must never hear about

[Mud Dog]

One particularly 'naughty' youngster who was often the instigator of mischief, slipped a 'mickey' into the drink of his mate who's bull party it was, towards the end of the festivities. As soon as the groom-to-be passed out, he was bundled into a car and driven to a hospital where 'one of the guys' worked as an intern. They put his leg in a cast and organised a hospital bed for him. You can imagine his surprise the next morning (day of the wedding) when he woke up but was told that he had fractured his leg the night before. He was 'released' from hospital as per the intern's instructions early that morning, none the wiser of the prank that had been pulled. He had to cut open the one leg of his suit for the ceremony .... it was only after he returned from his honeymoon that he was told it was only a joke.

The same happened to the drink of another groom-to-be a few months later, but he was put on a train to Bloemfontein ...... the poor oke was late for his wedding the next day.

When the time came for the 'instigator' to get married he was threatened with all sorts of reciprocal punishment. Unfortunately (or fortunately ) he knew in advance that he was going to be taken to a nite-club at a local hotel, so unbeknown to anyone he booked and paid for a room for himself for that night in advance, using a false name. Early in the evening (already at the hotel), with a steel ball chained to his ankle, he excused himself from his group to go to the men's room, .... he wasn't 'going anywhere in a hurry' so no-one followed him to keep an eye on him. Perhaps they should have, because he went out to the car park instead, mixed some Pratley's putty and stuck it over the door locks (both sides) of all his mates cars. No-one had a need to go out to their car so it was undiscovered and well set long before the evening ended. Bear in mind of course that this was way before the days of remotes and central locking. Once he'd had enough to drink and suspected that the time was coming where they were going to get their revenge, he again 'went to the toilet' but slipped up to his hotel room to retire with instructions to the hotel staff not to acknowledge having seen where he went.

Fortunately the Pratleys could be removed the next day without the need to replace locks, but those that weren't able to open their cars with wire coat hangers that night got lifts home with those who could.

Oh, ..... they refused to unlock the ball and chain, but a bolt cutter did the job as quickly as a key.

[SWARTLUX]

So the bachelors is finally over thank goodness!!

This is the end reslut of a day of pantball gone wrong.

My great fiends all shot me with solids after making me pee pee dronk and they aso jippo'ed my gun not to fire at all great!!!

So if ever anyone ver mentiones paintball for a bachelors tell them they are insane!!!!

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[KOBUSL]

...and what follows now will make the bachelors look like tea with the Queen....................

[SWARTLUX]

OOOOOPS!

[Mud Dog]

looks like you 'jumped the gun' and went straight to the honeymoon, with all those 'lovebites'!!

Imagine if you had gone on a 4x4 trail!

[SWARTLUX]

looks like you 'jumped the gun' and went straight to the honeymoon, with all those 'lovebites'!!

Imagine if you had gone on a 4x4 trail!

If only it were lovebites it might have been less painfull

[Hoppy]

Paintball?

[SWARTLUX]

Paintball?

More like solid ball

[Donkey]

ouch!

[ROBERT]

you have some mean friends, my friends batchelors where we played paintball, he ended up being shot the least despite being dressed in a hi vis reflector vest