Her Diary, His Diary

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Her Diary, His Diary

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Very True
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Soooo so true. :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Damn Motorbike :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Don't buy a Kawasaki
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LOVE IT!!!
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So typical and true..... why do wimmen always have to make things more complicated than they actually are!!
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Goeie ene :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Sooooo TRUE..........
Hoppy wrote:Don't buy a Kawasaki
Buy a SUZUKI :thumbup:
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
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:thumbup: :thumbup:
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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What will happen if his Hilux didn't want to start?????? :lol: :lol:
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very true :clap: I love :thumbup:
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Brilliant... :yahoo:
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Bugzy wrote:What will happen if his Hilux didn't want to start?????? :lol: :lol:
....Won't happen!
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why men don't write agony columns.

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in a similar vein to his diary her diary.
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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What a mechanic :lol: :lol:
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:confused: :confused: :confused: So what can I say :?: :?: :?:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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