Becoming a pirate ....

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Becoming a pirate ....

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Eish... :slap:
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Einaaaaa
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Niemand gaan haar man glo dat hy haar nie geslaan het nie! :crazy:
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en ek dog dis net blondes wat dom is
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:blackeye: :blackeye:
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She's never heard of a "Weatherby kiss"
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:blackeye:


Should teach them to not play with boys toys :laugh2:
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seker gehoor die ding gaan haar skouer seer maak .....
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:eh: :slap:
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Ek wed die volgende dag het sy een blou oog en Henry twee.......................... :twisted: :lol:
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Eina! :mocking: You'd be surprised how often I see / hear of guys getting 'klapped' by the scope. :crazy:
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Mud Dog wrote:Eina! :mocking: You'd be surprised how often I see / hear of guys getting 'klapped' by the scope. :crazy:
Here by us we call them the halfmoon club
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