Die Minister van Landbou besoek ‘n plaas en maak of sy baie belangstel in die boerdery.
“Why does that cow not have horns?” vra sy.
“Daar kan verskeie redes wees waarom beeste nie horings het nie” antwoord die Boer geduldig.
“Horings kan ander beeste beseer, daarom onthoring Boere beeste chemies of met ‘n onthoringbout wat met hitte werk of met ‘n horingknipper- of saag.
Sommige rasse word ook total sonder horings gebore.
Maar hierdie besondere ras het nie horings nie omdat dit ‘n flippen perd is.”
Ons nuwe Minister
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bwhahahaha ...
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Re: Ons nuwe Minister
En as dit nou 'n 'opgewerkte hings was ?Hoppy wrote:....
Maar hierdie besondere ras het nie horings nie omdat dit ‘n flippen perd is.”
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En as dit nou 'n 'opgewerkte hings was ?Hoppy wrote:....
Maar hierdie besondere ras het nie horings nie omdat dit ‘n flippen perd is.”
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no horsing around with you guys 
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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Re: Ons nuwe Minister
Hy se horings, nie horing nieWiJoSt wrote:En as dit nou 'n 'opgewerkte hings was ?Hoppy wrote:....
Maar hierdie besondere ras het nie horings nie omdat dit ‘n flippen perd is.”
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.