Let's write a 4x4 story

SYRON CONVERSIONS · Post by **SYRON CONVERSIONS** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:01 pm

Each reply cannot be more than 10 words and must be as per web site rules and regulations, I will start off first.

I was on my way in my Hilux when...

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:11 pm

I drove into a deep pothole and broke a nail

SYRON CONVERSIONS · Post by **SYRON CONVERSIONS** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:51 pm

On my little right finger the steeringwheel spun as...

Klonkies · Post by **Klonkies** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:56 pm

i battled to retain control on the road when suddenly...

Bushwacker · Post by **Bushwacker** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:58 pm

A Land Rover came out of no-where...

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:05 pm

and promply broke down and missed me by 5 mm

Mr_B · Post by **Mr_B** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:14 pm

and then messed oil all over the show, before I

SYRON CONVERSIONS · Post by **SYRON CONVERSIONS** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:16 pm

could brake in time and my Hilux....

Mr_B · Post by **Mr_B** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:20 pm

stalled, because it is carb fed. I didn't even know

SYRON CONVERSIONS · Post by **SYRON CONVERSIONS** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:39 pm

which way to go and ended up in a rut

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:45 pm

spilling hot coffee all over my brand new

Post by **Mud Dog** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:58 pm

wife's head! She had fallen sideways when we hit the

OOOOMS · Post by **OOOOMS** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:02 pm

shoes, which I bought at 4x4 megaworld,

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:03 pm

after I lost mine recovering a Nissan stuck in

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:04 pm

a puddle on the lawn of the shopping centre

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:06 pm

where he broke a sideshaft going up the pavement. After

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:07 pm

re-inflating my blow-up wife, I decided to go to the

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:09 pm

loo as the garage pie I ate was starting to

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:16 pm

make me thirsty. After a drink of water and a

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:20 pm

Rennie I was good to go another round. But

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:21 pm

the fun-fair left town and all that was left

Post by **Mud Dog** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:23 pm

were a few nissans and landies stuck in the vehicle tracks of

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:24 pm

of the prams used by the mommies

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:27 pm

to transport the daddies from the beer tent to the

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:28 pm

emergency room to repair the injuries inflicted

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:32 pm

by clear lens head lights from most spare shops

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:34 pm

just south of the railway. Then, the flash

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:41 pm

of blue lights and a police siren woke

Post by **Mud Dog** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:45 pm

a few of the nissan drivers, who tried in vain to

SYRON CONVERSIONS · Post by **SYRON CONVERSIONS** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:51 pm

saw my mate in his Hilux across the road who..

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:38 pm

was busy placing a brick behind the wheel so that

Post by **Mud Dog** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:05 pm

he'd be reminded which way was forward after visiting the pub.

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:18 pm

He got back in the passenger seat and

OOOOMS · Post by **OOOOMS** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:37 pm

and shouted to the kids, don't try

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:40 pm

and chase the cars! Leave that for the

Mr_B · Post by **Mr_B** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:44 pm

useless Protea cricketers, who lost to Pakistan, so that

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:45 pm

they can keep the lable of chokers although

SYRON CONVERSIONS · Post by **SYRON CONVERSIONS** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:18 pm

I do not watch Rugby, I am under

Post by **CasKru** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:20 pm

the influence and should not operate any heavy

Post by **Mud Dog** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:06 pm

or light machinery, especially not my Lux, which

Post by **CasKru** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:51 am

I have wanted since I was a young lad

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:18 am

but then I woke up from a deep sleep and

Post by **CasKru** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:22 am

and smelled the roses next to

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:24 am

my mug of coffee on the bedside table

Post by **george** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:35 am

wich was getting cold; and I

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:37 am

decided to heat it up a little by

Post by **Mud Dog** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:36 am

holding it over a candle that my mistress

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:39 am

lit by rubbing 2 sticks together in an

Mr_B · Post by **Mr_B** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:27 am

interesting manner, but then a huge

Post by **Mud Dog** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:30 am

moth flew into the candle flame and

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:32 am

exploded spectacularly, almost like a

Post by **Mud Dog** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:41 am

cracker that was unceremoniously stuck up

Mr_B · Post by **Mr_B** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:46 am

it's... but then I remembered... 'I have to

Post by **Mud Dog** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:03 am

go and relieve my bowels before I

Post by **Mud Dog** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:50 am

explode myself, leaving a large 'Julius style' mess behind for

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:15 pm

somebody to complain about once he

SYRON CONVERSIONS · Post by **SYRON CONVERSIONS** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:23 pm

really was rude to the person who

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:28 pm

started telling the story of his

SYRON CONVERSIONS · Post by **SYRON CONVERSIONS** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:36 pm

life when he had to use his Hilux to

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:50 pm

ride up a mountain to rescue a beautiful