Let's write a 4x4 story

[Mud Dog]

to club the doll because it seemed to be taking on a life of it's own :!:

[ThysdJ]

Then I remember all about my Anger management classes where

[CasKru]

they taught me how to be angry as it seems

[ThysdJ]

and where I am in arrears with payments to the tune of

[Mud Dog]

an angry R 2000.00 :x ! I don't need lessons on how

[ThysdJ]

to manage my anger, but to balance my checkbook and my

[Mud Dog]

double life is a real challenge. My mistress said

[CasKru]

it's only for the money and nothing more

[Mud Dog]

and that my schitzophrenia only made life less boring, since

[Family_Dog]

I couldn't find my dictionary so don't have the foggiest idea whether I spelt schitzophrenia

[CasKru]

or I spelled arachnophobia.

[Hoppy]

Should i be afraid of her or should she be afraid of me?

[CasKru]

Am I a praymantis or not?

[Family_Dog]

Well, only one way to

[Mud Dog]

see if we all suffer from schit-so-freely-here. That would

[ThysdJ]

mean another trip to the shrink to get my happy

[Mud Dog]

alter-ego to merge with the angry one. Then I

[ThysdJ]

can write sense at last. This was the

[CasKru]

idea before I had that last

[ThysdJ]

relapse and turned into a blue bulls supporter and almost

[Mud Dog]

slipped even further by supporting the stormers . Luckily

[CasKru]

I woke up before my coffee got any colder and

[Mud Dog]

realised that I was a Sharks supporter after all. Whew!

[Family_Dog]

Just at this moment, an idea

[Mud Dog]

came to mind to organise a Hilux GTG that would

[Hoppy]

sort out the men from the

[Mud Dog]

mice! So, the question was, where would

[Family_Dog]

I find a toothpick at this time of

[wim]

the race to the

[Mud Dog]

map where I could plot a location that would suit

[CasKru]

my platkar with low profile tyres

[Family_Dog]

Suddenly I heard the sound of

[ThysdJ]

a 4y struggling to get up the driveway and

[Hoppy]

creating more noise than motion up

[CasKru]

my tailpipe is made of stainless steel. Much

[Hoppy]

to the amusement of

[ThysdJ]

the cleaning lady and the gardener the 4y came

[Hoppy]

rolling backwards in a big

[Mud Dog]

sudden burst of power. the bakkie shot back into

[ThysdJ]

the parking lot at Tyger Valley Shopping Center where it usually

[Hoppy]

spends every weekend, but then

[ThysdJ]

debeaded a tyre on the 3rd speedbump after the ramp you know

[Mud Dog]

hard that is to do on tar! Onlookers gathered around

[CasKru]

and cheered as I took the spook p-- and lighter

[Hoppy]

to fire the EFI up again, but then

[Mud Dog]

spurred by the cheering, I drank the spook pi-s instead

[ThysdJ]

and shoved the lighter up some innocent bystander's

[Hoppy]

....... and she gave me

[Mr_B]

a

[Mud Dog]

wide-eyed open mouthed expression of shock . I just

[CasKru]

wondered whose lighter I should now borrow as mine

[Mud Dog]

was now 'bogged down' like my Lux. George still had a lighter

[CasKru]

shade of blue shirt than I had and

[Mud Dog]

the cigarette lighter was evident in the top pocket!

[Mr_B]

In

[CasKru]

the beginning, the Hilux was new but after a few years

[Mr_B]

it was a few years old... obviously...

[ThysdJ]

but only a few though, into which

[Mud Dog]

were crammed decades of fun and

[ThysdJ]

mud and roadkill