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by MaPaZa
Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:30 am
Forum: Tips and Help on using the forum
Topic: PLEASE Update your email address
Replies: 10
Views: 92199

Re: PLEASE Update your email address

New email for MAPAZA
Viljoen54@gmail.com

Previously White River, Mpumalanga
Now Moreleta Park, Pretoria

Thanks
Jan Viljoen
by MaPaZa
Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:40 pm
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: alarm gaan af vir geen rede
Replies: 1
Views: 658

alarm gaan af vir geen rede

Hilux Vigo 2005 v6 4l: die alarm hoot-hoot gaan af ongeveer 10-20 minute nadat ek parkeer het, vir geen rede. Lyk my dis wanneer enjin/bakwerk afkoel? Toyota handelaar sê hulle het nog nie so probleem gekry nie - ek het nou al, al die deure se sensors uitgehaal. Weet nie waar is sensor vir enjinkap ...
by MaPaZa
Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:58 pm
Forum: Trip Reports
Topic: Back from Botswana & lots of Photos
Replies: 41
Views: 5541

Re: Back from Botswana & lots of Photos

Dis 'n goeie toerverslag - dankie - gaan dit nounou op my kaart "plot". Maar ek wil ook graag weet van die manne wat reeds deur diep waters is - ek was nog nie - wat gebeur agter in die bak so deur die water: alles nat? En indien die deurgang lank is, en bak loop vol water, is dit ekstra g...
by MaPaZa
Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:28 pm
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: Verlore sleutels
Replies: 8
Views: 1867

Re: Verlore sleutels

Dankie vir die advies tot dusver. @Drivesure.co.za antwoord nie, het vir hulle epos gestuur - hulle web lyk belowend - net: hulle is in die Kaap en ek in Nelspruit. Dis darem vreemd dat die vervanging so duur en moeilik is ( handelaar vra bv vir 4 ure se werk) maar tog is Hilux tans top op die lys g...
by MaPaZa
Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:27 am
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: Verlore sleutels
Replies: 8
Views: 1867

Verlore sleutels

Ek het dringend hulp nodig. Tydens inbraak is my Hilux 4l v6 se enigste sleutel gesteel. (2e hands gekoop en net een sleutel saamgekry) Voertuig is veilig by die huis, en wag nou vir Versekering om 'n besluit te neem. Dit kan lank neem. Die Toyota kwotasie vir die vervanging is R10 000++ !! Is daar'...
by MaPaZa
Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:49 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Einde van die wereld
Replies: 31
Views: 4600

Re: Einde van die wereld

Ek gaan maar vir die wis en onwis vanaf middernag in my Hilux sit vir ingeval alles om ons ineenstort. Tenminste sal ek en gesin veilig wees. So jammer vir ouens met landies. Het darem 'n paar van hulle gegroet. Dis asof hulle weet hulle gaan sukkel om uit die gemors te kom.
by MaPaZa
Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:16 am
Forum: Trip Reports
Topic: Sold my BMW - bought a Hilux - look what happened
Replies: 27
Views: 5272

Re: Sold my BMW - bought a Hilux - look what happened

The great Communication Ghuru Mashal McLuhan said: "The medium is the message". In this case the Hilux is the medium : without it many pictures (message)would not have been possible - so although it would be nice to see the Hilux, we know it is/was there... the message is clear because the...
by MaPaZa
Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:49 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Olimpies
Replies: 1
Views: 621

Olimpies

Ons roeiers het goud gevat, die Engelse het silwer gevat, en die Somaliërs het die boot gevat.
by MaPaZa
Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:42 pm
Forum: General Hilux Discussions
Topic: Where to fit a fire extinguisher
Replies: 23
Views: 4710

Re: Where to fit a fire extinguisher

Saam met my brandblusser, hou ek in deursakkie nr 10 en 12 sleutel om die batteryklampe (altwee batterye) vinnig los te kry in geval van elektriese brand. Hierdie gereedskap word vir niks anders ooit gebruik nie. Dit bly net daar. Daars niks wat elektriese brand so vinnig stop as om die batterye te ...
by MaPaZa
Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:43 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: IF MY BODY WAS A CAR...
Replies: 10
Views: 1548

Re: IF MY BODY WAS A CAR...

Waarvan praat julle? Ons het hier ook goeie reen gehad.
by MaPaZa
Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:01 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: RHINOS
Replies: 4
Views: 1039

Re: RHINOS

Hiers nog: What do you know when you see three rhino bulls wearing matching pink sweatshirts? . . . . . . They are all on the same team! Why do rhinos have gray skin? To keep their insides together. Why are rhinos large, gray and wrinkled? If they were small, round and white they would be aspirins W...
by MaPaZa
Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:55 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: RHINOS
Replies: 4
Views: 1039

RHINOS

;-) Met elke traan is daar darem altyd 'n lag (al is dit commin)
Renosters:

Why do rhinos have horns? To tell other animals to get out of the way.
What do you call a rhino without a horn? Quiet.
What are the two types of rhino in Africa? Live and poached.
by MaPaZa
Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:54 am
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: petrolpomp probleem
Replies: 8
Views: 1411

Re: petrolpomp probleem

Dankie vir al die wenke - kan nou nie 'n druktoets doen nie - maar sal al die ander dinge gaan kyk. Sal terugrapporteer. So terloops, enjin (206 000 km 2006 model) het begin sluk en gevoel of sy keelgat toeknyp - diagnose by Toy-handelaar was pomp moet vervang word, veral aangesien daar extra tenk i...
by MaPaZa
Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:23 am
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: petrolpomp probleem
Replies: 8
Views: 1411

petrolpomp probleem

Ek het my Hilux gebreek! Grappie, help asb: Hilux v6 4l se ptrolpomp het gelol, tenk uitgehaal en pompie vervang, tenk terug (wat 'n gesukkel!) petrol kom tot by enjin, maar wil nie vat nie. Daars sterk petrolreuk, enjin maak net Brrrrr, kort woemmm en dooi dan. Sien geen petrol-lekasies nie. Na paa...
by MaPaZa
Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:27 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Politically correct
Replies: 6
Views: 1154

Politically correct

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following: : Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wi...
by MaPaZa
Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:49 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: 90L CampMaster Fridge/Freezer Operation Manual or Assistance
Replies: 28
Views: 3901

Re: 90L CampMaster Fridge/Freezer Operation Manual or Assist

Julle ouens moet julle seeninge tel, een vir een... altyd iets om voor dankbvaar te wees: julle kon 'n Waecco gehad het! Ek was nounet 4 weke in Moz en wat 'n gesukkel. Het vertrek met vrieskas vol gevriese inhoud- inhoud vooraf vir week lank in groot vrieskas gevries, en toe vir 5 dae in Waecco tee...
by MaPaZa
Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:56 pm
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: vervang vonkproppe hilux 4lv6
Replies: 3
Views: 929

Re: vervang vonkproppe hilux 4lv6

Antwoord op my eie vraag: Ek het trots in my sak gesteek en na NTT Toyota in Witrivier gegaan vir advies. Sonder om my die pampoen te laat voel wat ek weet ek dikwels is, het hulle my gou gewys hoe en kortpaaie,(wat om alles in watter volgorde eers te verwyder en uit die pad te kry.) en sommer ook g...
by MaPaZa
Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Malaria Tablets?
Replies: 22
Views: 3060

Re: Malaria Tablets?

Malaria is a killer... dont play with it, you will lose. And dont trust all the different myths. Get the opinion of a responsible dr who has treated malaria patients before. Always take your profelaxsis as prescribed - some of the brands clash with e.g. antidepressants, etc, so dont listen to non-me...
by MaPaZa
Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:10 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Smile... it's Friday
Replies: 8
Views: 1393

Re: Smile... it's Friday

Ounooi se honne! tsk tsk
by MaPaZa
Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:05 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Addiction
Replies: 15
Views: 2325

Re: Addiction

Ek doen dit al vir jare lank elke liewe dag - maar eks beslis nie verslaaf nie
by MaPaZa
Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:13 am
Forum: Out in Nature
Topic: Visvang in Bilene-GPS Koordinate
Replies: 6
Views: 2085

Re: Visvang in Bilene-GPS Koordinate

Ons is daar in Bilene van 23 nov tot 2 des (holiday club) endan vir tien dae by Zavora (kamp). terug tuis om en by 15 des. Ons is nie boot of visvang mense nie, maar as ek daar iewers vir jou info kan kry, met graagte. (Paar nare sandbanke waar die meer en see ontmoet. Laas toe ons daar was, het twe...
by MaPaZa
Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:30 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Why teachers drink
Replies: 9
Views: 1660

Re: Why teachers drink

Fang did nie. Die andwooorde leik heel reg fir mei.
by MaPaZa
Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:08 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Good Excuse why I landed on top of my friends girlfriend
Replies: 12
Views: 1592

Re: Good Excuse why I landed on top of my friends girlfriend

What's missing here, is: Pics, before and after,

of the :






girlfriend?
by MaPaZa
Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:00 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Toyota loses its top spot
Replies: 11
Views: 1392

Toyota loses its top spot

Toyota loses its top spot DAN MILMO Oct 28 2011 00:00 SOURCE: http://mg.co.za/article/2011-10-28-toyota-loses-its-top-spot/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; After nearly a decade of dominance by a Japanese-American duopoly, the global car market is braced for a German takeove...
by MaPaZa
Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:29 am
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: vervang vonkproppe hilux 4lv6
Replies: 3
Views: 929

vervang vonkproppe hilux 4lv6

Verskoon tog maar'n dom vraag - maar as daar nie dommes is nie, sal daar ook nie ander wees wat slimmer is nie, nie waar nie. Wat is die truuk om die linkerkanste (batterykant) se vonkproppe by te kom om te vervang - lyk daar moet 'n klomp ander pype en stutte eers verwyder word om daar uit te kom, ...
by MaPaZa
Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:01 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: The one person who has made your life worth living
Replies: 16
Views: 2155

Re: The one person who has made your life worth living

One double milkshake on the rocks, please!
by MaPaZa
Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:43 pm
Forum: Recovery Equipment
Topic: Gooi weg al die "recovery gear" en kry 'n stok!
Replies: 2
Views: 5199

Gooi weg al die "recovery gear" en kry 'n stok!

Dis nie 'n grap nie - dit kan werk!

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by MaPaZa
Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:00 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Big mouth
Replies: 4
Views: 805

Re: Big mouth

Daai ou is diep in die kayak...
Skerp!
by MaPaZa
Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:39 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Bankroof
Replies: 9
Views: 1518

Re: Bankroof

Andre, ja, maar om dit darem die moeite en hartseer werd te maak, sal ek haar saamneem en sommer self die bank roof.
by MaPaZa
Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:59 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Bankroof
Replies: 9
Views: 1518

Bankroof

A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a coloured couple standing n...
by MaPaZa
Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:02 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: moedersmelk
Replies: 1
Views: 286

moedersmelk

My bejaarde moeder vertel my nou ek was die eerste 2 jaar van my lewe totaal verslaaf aan moedersmelk - g'n wonder ek kan niks van daai jare onthou nie.
by MaPaZa
Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:35 pm
Forum: General Hilux Discussions
Topic: GPS
Replies: 8
Views: 1602

Re: GPS

Mnr GPS - kevin Bolton- sê die Garmin Montana is die ultimate vlagskip van GPS'e- word Sept hier vrygestel - so ongeveer R7000. Hy sê vir off-road die allerbeste. Ek self gaan wag tot dan.
by MaPaZa
Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:25 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: The Hilux Story
Replies: 4991
Views: 662703

Re: The Hilux Story

caught the right ball
by MaPaZa
Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:37 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Camera time....again....!
Replies: 87
Views: 4865

Re: Camera time....again....!

Probeer http://www.ormsdirect.co.za/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; pryse en advies baie goed - hulle neem ook sekere 2ehandse in vir herverkoop en jy klan selfs 'n goeie prys kry op 'n 2e handse kamera - hulle check hom voor hulle hom verkoop. Hulle het ook 'n tipe fotoklu...
by MaPaZa
Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:31 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: GARMIN NUVI 1200 on SPECIAL
Replies: 22
Views: 2365

Re: GARMIN NUVI 1200 on SPECIAL

Pas met Kevin Bolton die GPS professor gepraat - hy is oppad UK toe om die nuwe garmin Montana te gaan toets - dis die ultimit in gps'e, sê hy. Skat prys sal so R7000 wees - maar wat ek self op "pre-launch " webbladsye op internet gelees het, is dit 'n model wat alles baie beter as enige v...
by MaPaZa
Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:01 am
Forum: General Hilux Discussions
Topic: 4.0 V6 D/Cab noisy back seat
Replies: 20
Views: 2992

Re: 4.0 V6 D/Cab noisy back seat

Dieselfde frustrasie - hou van idea om ruimte agter sitplek te kan gebruik. Vir skoonma .....
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by MaPaZa
Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:35 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Sportmans double.
Replies: 5
Views: 903

Sportmans double.

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night She looked still good for a 65 yr old In fact, she wasn’t bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit) We had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a “Sportsman D...
by MaPaZa
Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:12 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Only in SA
Replies: 11
Views: 2368

Only in SA

Sipho, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Gauteng policeman van der Merwe at a roadblock. 'Congratulations', said the cop... 'Because you are wearing your seat belt you have just won R5,000 in an Arrive Alive safety competition'. Sipho could hardly believe his luck. 'What are you going to ...
by MaPaZa
Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:01 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Yskoud BRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 2434

Re: Yskoud BRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

O, die lekker Laeveld!
Wat is 'n ysbeer, of is dit 'n spelfout. ysbier?
by MaPaZa
Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:53 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: one wife, one pajero, no cash
Replies: 4
Views: 1026

one wife, one pajero, no cash

Die antwoord is mos maklik:Hou Pajero, kry goedkoper vrou of raak van haar ontslae (die vrou, stupid)
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by MaPaZa
Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:14 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: SMS CODES FOR PENSIONERS
Replies: 3
Views: 868

SMS CODES FOR PENSIONERS

Texting for seniors I don’t know about you, but I sometimes find that I haven’t got a clue what the SMS abbreviations mean that the kids use in SMS’s they send me! I thought that perhaps the tables will be turned in a few year’s time (yes, it’s not that long now!) when we are pensioners and we have ...
by MaPaZa
Fri May 27, 2011 9:54 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Home Safe!
Replies: 4
Views: 1086

Home Safe!

A new way to avoid any .02 alcohol issues while driving. Went out with some friends last night and tried it. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and sound, which seemed really surprising, as I have never driven a bus before.
by MaPaZa
Sun May 08, 2011 6:51 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: osama
Replies: 1
Views: 269

osama

If Osama could hear all the sick jokes about his death, he would be turning in his wave :o:
by MaPaZa
Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:38 pm
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: Lugversorgingwaterpypieverstopping
Replies: 0
Views: 558

Lugversorgingwaterpypieverstopping

Het anige ander Hilux al die probleem ervaar?::: Drie weke gelede oppad na XaiXai in Moz kortpad geneem oor Moamba tot by Macia - sowat 190 km grond/sandpad. (Terloops - dis 'n goeie versorgde pad, en skakel die Maputo gedeelte en die spietkops uit, en maak die rit sowat 2.5 uur korter!) Dit was bai...
by MaPaZa
Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:16 pm
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: screeching belt
Replies: 18
Views: 2809

Re: screeching belt

Ek het baie jare terug die boereraat gekry om die belt met water skoon te spuit, te laat droog word en dan met remvloeistof te vryf - neem 'n bondeltjie toiletpaier, doop dit vinnig in die remvloeistofhouertjie en vee die belt daarmee. Dit werk, en kon nog nooit sien dat dit skade doen nie. Al die a...
by MaPaZa
Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:28 pm
Forum: Trip Reports
Topic: Mozambique Moamba-Xinavane grondpad
Replies: 1
Views: 798

Mozambique Moamba-Xinavane grondpad

Het iemand baie onlangs die grondpad van Moamba via Xinavane tot by die hoofteerpad oppad na XaiXai gery? Gaan oor twee weke soontoe en wil nie meer deur Maputo -Benfica- ry nie - die 30 km het nou die dag amper 4 ure geneem, met lorries wat omval en ander wat nie wil omval nie. Glo die grondpad sal...
by MaPaZa
Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:58 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Skoonma in ongeluk
Replies: 7
Views: 1062

Skoonma in ongeluk

Hi julle,
Dink asb aan my skoonma. Sy was vanoggend in ‘n ongeluk. ‘n Ooggetuie het gelukkig alles afgeneem. Dankie vir julle ondersteuning. (gelukkig was dit nie met die nuwe Hilux nie, maar my vrou se ander kar!. Altyd iets om voordankbaar te wees. :shock2:
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by MaPaZa
Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:00 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: What to do on a long and boring Flight...
Replies: 5
Views: 979

Re: What to do on a long and boring Flight...

Add 9.::
9. . ……en dan gaan jou mede passasiers jou bespring, aan die FBI Marshall aanboord oorhandig, jy gaan CNN haal, en dan so diep toegsluit word jou kos sal met ’n kettie ingeskiet moet word.
by MaPaZa
Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:16 pm
Forum: Know your fellow members
Topic: Klim bietjie uit die kas
Replies: 155
Views: 24446

Re: Klim bietjie uit die kas

Ek is nuut hier, wil graag tuis voel, maar julle ouens maak my bekommerd. Of is julle undercover? Kan net dink hoe sal Schuster met julle karakters in 'n fliek baljaar!
by MaPaZa
Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:07 pm
Forum: Know your fellow members
Topic: Hilux diens in Laeveld
Replies: 5
Views: 3656

Re: Hilux diens in Laeveld

Ja, Malelane: Ouens wat voorheen by Toyota daar was, en blykbaar nog gedeeltelik met hulle te doen het, is Johan en Werner-hulle van Malelane Garage -net agter P&P. Hulle werk nou aan alle soort motors en trekkers! Hulle is ook gekoppel aan'n groot MIDAS, en onderdele is beskikbaar en goedkoper....
by MaPaZa
Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:39 pm
Forum: General Hilux Discussions
Topic: Guess the mileage on this Hilux?
Replies: 20
Views: 3110

Re: Guess the mileage on this Hilux?

Nog altyd gewonder, wat gaan daai meter (nie die petrol ene nie) doen op 'n miljoen - oorslaan na 00 of 'n fuse blaas iewers? En as hy verkoop word, wie gaan glo die meter is nie teruggedraai nie?
by MaPaZa
Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:48 pm
Forum: Know your fellow members
Topic: Hilux diens in Laeveld
Replies: 5
Views: 3656

Hilux diens in Laeveld

Ek is 'n nuwe Hiluxer, en lees aan die een kant hoe betroubaar en onvernietigbaar is die Hilux, maar daar is ook net soveel, indien nie meer nie, artikels oor probleme, en veral - dit lyk my - 'n algehele wantroue in Toyota handelaars feitlik regoor die land. Wat sê die Hiluxers in en om Nelspruit i...
by MaPaZa
Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:25 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Ghout -
Replies: 5
Views: 809

Re: Ghout -

Nuwe Afrikaanse spreekwoord as jy vroeg opstaan na 'n skaapvleis/rooiwyn aand en die gordyne ooptrek::

"Oggendstond het ghout in die mond!"

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