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by Ou vale1
Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:54 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Landy
Replies: 3
Views: 1069

Landy

Landy's ... The best 4 X 4 on tar! Description: Description: Description: Description: cid:image001.jpg@01CE4107.B4FCDC90 Land Rover … The best 4 X 4 on tar! They say 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured are still on the road. The other 10% have reached their destination. All Land Rovers are like wom...
by Ou vale1
Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:15 pm
Forum: General Hilux Discussions
Topic: What make of car was this?
Replies: 11
Views: 1756

Re: What make of car was this?

:thumbup:
by Ou vale1
Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:47 pm
Forum: Toyota Fortuner 4x4 Forum
Topic: FORTUNER OR PRADO
Replies: 20
Views: 4981

Re: FORTUNER OR PRADO

Not correct. The Prado D4d does in fact have low range, even the TX

Electronic crawl control, but no short stick.
by Ou vale1
Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:12 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Rabies
Replies: 6
Views: 948

Rabies

See the Agricultural minister in KZN is now going to enforce the ARREST of dogs carrying rabies, maybe some of our more inventive members can come up with some retaining devise (paw cuffs etc.) or perhaps some PPE to protect the poor man from being bitten while attempting making his arrests :roll:
by Ou vale1
Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:00 pm
Forum: Toyota Fortuner 4x4 Forum
Topic: FORTUNER OR PRADO
Replies: 20
Views: 4981

Re: FORTUNER OR PRADO

Depends on what you buy the vehicle for, the D4D Prado does not have low range and the consumption is worse than the Tuna, but obviously a lot more comfort. Unless you look at the 120 series (KZTE) with low range and sort out the ground clearance and fit a chip, you will be kicking backsides all over!
by Ou vale1
Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:02 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: Moegatle 28 July 2012
Replies: 84
Views: 10553

Re: Moegatle 28 July 2012

Moegatle het 2 "base", die een Alex waar julle die vorige keer gekamp het en die ander Alex by die hoof kamp, waar daar chalets en kampplek is. Die ander uitweg is Veekraal Karavaanperk so 8km weg of Atlanta so 15km. Misdaad is oral, selfs by Dikololo langs Moegatle, nes in ons almal se bu...
by Ou vale1
Wed May 30, 2012 6:18 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Skooldae
Replies: 9
Views: 1209

Skooldae

Skoolhoof kondig aan "Die meisies koshuise is verbode vir die seuns studente. As jy daar binne gevang word, R50 boete vir die eerste oortreding. As jy weer gevang word R100, 3 keer R150 en so voorts. Verstaan julle? Enige vrae?" 'n Stem van agter in saal - "Wat kos 'n seisoenkaartjie?...
by Ou vale1
Thu May 24, 2012 6:52 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Impossibilities in the world of human anatomy
Replies: 8
Views: 946

Impossibilities in the world of human anatomy

Think about it...


1- you can't count your hair.

2 - you can't wash your eyes with soap.

3- you can't breathe when your tongue is out

4- please put your tongue back inside.

5- you look stupid



Sorry but I just had to forward it, I also fell for it.
by Ou vale1
Sun May 13, 2012 7:01 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: Klipkoppie 4x4
Replies: 0
Views: 849

Klipkoppie 4x4

This is a fantastic family event with a treasure hunt and great fun
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by Ou vale1
Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:18 pm
Forum: Toyota Prado 4x4 Forum
Topic: Yokohama tyres?
Replies: 4
Views: 2638

Re: Yokohama tyres?

Read something about the colored dots on tyres but was'nt sure at the time so asked Mr Moodley about it. He assured me it's all about quality checks. Googled Yokohama today and found that those dots are specific, yellow must line up with the valve on the rim and the red indicate the "high spot&...
by Ou vale1
Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:16 pm
Forum: Toyota Prado 4x4 Forum
Topic: Yokohama tyres?
Replies: 4
Views: 2638

Yokohama tyres?

After my Namibian trip and all the punctures with the Bridgestone A/T's I desided to go another way.
Just fitted Yokohama Geolanders, but the soft sidewalls is a concern to me. Anybody have experience
with these tyres and how they will hold up hitting the gravel?
by Ou vale1
Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:29 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
Replies: 11
Views: 1024

Re: WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?

Innocently and loudly been repremanded - "Sies Oupa" :aggresive: :blushing: :alvarin:
by Ou vale1
Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:13 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: LOFTUS PINK BULL STADIUM CHANGES (GLOBAL TRANSMISSION)]
Replies: 16
Views: 2133

Re: LOFTUS PINK BULL STADIUM CHANGES (GLOBAL TRANSMISSION)]

Jingo73 wrote:It’s all fun and games until the “girls” in pink win your team. Then what??? :beg: :beg: :beg: :beg: :beg:
:?:
by Ou vale1
Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:50 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
Replies: 11
Views: 1024

Re: WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?

And when your stomick growls in church and the grand child loudly announces that you misbehaved ............... you still love them :o: :yahoo:
by Ou vale1
Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:37 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Evolution
Replies: 8
Views: 775

Re: Evolution

51 - 19 HA HA HA!
by Ou vale1
Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:37 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Evolution
Replies: 8
Views: 775

Evolution

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by Ou vale1
Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: ORRA - New Frequencies - 10 Dec 2011
Replies: 43
Views: 4083

Re: ORRA - New Frequencies - 10 Dec 2011

Okay... so today I programmed my radios and Dawie's radio to the new ORRA layout. So I made this littel chart to compare the old with the new and on which channels you will have to be to communicate with guys who have not updated their radios yet... hope it helps a bit with the confusion. OrraComp....
by Ou vale1
Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:58 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Radio
Replies: 5
Views: 974

Radio

Wife arrives home with a new radio and calls hubby to come check it out.
He looks at it and says: "Hallo Radio".

Wife: "No idiot, if you want to listen to it you must turn it on!"

Hubby: "Hallo you sexy thing"
by Ou vale1
Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:55 am
Forum: Build your own:
Topic: Indestructable Welds
Replies: 7
Views: 2336

Re: Indestructable Welds

If you don't trust your welding, especially on critical parts, get yourself a can of this. It's a penetrating dye which will highlight any flaws in the welded joint.
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by Ou vale1
Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:09 am
Forum: Kwazulu-Natal
Topic: 3 provinsies trip in planning!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 4682

Re: 3 provinsies trip in planning!!!

Tel my en Rita solank by, ons sal kamp :thumbup:
by Ou vale1
Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:55 pm
Forum: Toyota Prado 4x4 Forum
Topic: Bying a Prado 2nd hand??
Replies: 32
Views: 28868

Re: Bying a Prado 2nd hand??

I'm looking for a 2000 ish Model, V6 3.4ltr, trading Dadz Hilux preferably = anyone asblf :?: Speak to Traveller, his friend was selling one, maybe it's still available. Had a look at it sometime ago and it seemed fine. Nico, that videoclip says it all! Vellies proved it again at Heidelberg 4x4 at ...
by Ou vale1
Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:51 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What is the general age group of forum/club members?
Replies: 43
Views: 4375

Re: What is the general age group of forum/club members?

nee wat, die gaan mos nou glad nie werk nie .... wat van daai ou ooms met die grys hare, daai wat hul tweede asem gevang het ..... en hulle is beslis nie oor die muur nie, net vrek oud ..... okay boys, ek hardloop solank .... Die ou prospekteerder het die dorp met sy moeë pakmuil binnegeskuifel. Hy...
by Ou vale1
Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:46 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Can you hear me?
Replies: 9
Views: 1182

Can you hear me?

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a bette...
by Ou vale1
Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:23 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: ORRA - New Frequencies - 10 Dec 2011
Replies: 43
Views: 4083

Re: ORRA - New Frequencies - 10 Dec 2011

Okay... so today I programmed my radios and Dawie's radio to the new ORRA layout. So I made this littel chart to compare the old with the new and on which channels you will have to be to communicate with guys who have not updated their radios yet... hope it helps a bit with the confusion. OrraComp....
by Ou vale1
Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:15 am
Forum: Camping gear, Trailers and Other Non-electronic Gadgets
Topic: Cheap camping equipment / accessories
Replies: 37
Views: 10891

Re: Cheap camping equipment / accessories

Wat sal Ooooms nou met so hemp wil doen, hy dra dan nie eers 'n hemp nie? :twisted:
by Ou vale1
Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:33 pm
Forum: Trip Reports
Topic: Namakwa 4x4 & South Namibia
Replies: 165
Views: 18415

Re: Namakwa 4x4 & South Namibia

All good things come to an end, and we had to break away from our wonderful travelling partners (duty calls). Headed from Swakop through Windhoek (unfortunately on a Sunday because I still have an argument with their local brewer about the cost of their product compared to what we pay in SA for impo...
by Ou vale1
Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:48 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng
Replies: 338
Views: 33637

Re: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng

Die ou het 'n beter sidestep as Mannetjies Roux :mrgreen:
by Ou vale1
Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:58 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng
Replies: 338
Views: 33637

Re: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng

And who would be the owner of this :alvarin: Seemed to be pretty "clean" meaning it did not lay around for too long!
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by Ou vale1
Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:26 am
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng
Replies: 338
Views: 33637

Re: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng

[quote="OOOOMS"]Watch the camera man...... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Wow, daai ou het 'n netjiese sidestep :yahoo: As jy deur die kamera kyk en al wat jy sien is 'n Toyota badge dan weet jy dis sulke tyd..........
by Ou vale1
Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:31 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng
Replies: 338
Views: 33637

Re: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng

Donkey wrote:Thanks for sharing pics Heinrich :thumbup: , how was the weather/trail?
Sebata says it is not for the faint hearted, :laugh2:
Definetly not for the faint hearted, he had to keep a tree upright while dozing off :yahoo:
by Ou vale1
Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:13 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng
Replies: 338
Views: 33637

Re: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng

Op Heidelberg besig om vir my ma 'n awning te, bou, maar ek pak op want hier broei 'n moerske storm ................................ :yahoo:
by Ou vale1
Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:33 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng
Replies: 338
Views: 33637

Re: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng

Vandag met Hein gepraat, hulle het vandag training daar gedoen so die hele baan is oop. Lyk of dit 'n lekker modder vrye naweek gaan wees :mrgreen:
by Ou vale1
Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:48 pm
Forum: Medical forum
Topic: Effective treatment for scorpion and spider bites
Replies: 10
Views: 6394

Re: Effective treatment for scorpion and spider bites

Apparently a raw onion cut in halve and rubbed over the invlicted area also does the job. However ............... for the red roman it would work better to rub the onion over my eyes and put Ooooms to bed? :blackeye:
by Ou vale1
Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:57 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: What's in the box?
Replies: 2
Views: 522

What's in the box?

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the manage...
by Ou vale1
Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:29 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: George
Replies: 6
Views: 704

George

JOHN HET ‘N AFSPRAAK BY DIE HAARKAPPER EN STAP PRESIES 3-UUR BY DIE SALON IN: HAARKAPPER:" Jislaaik, jy is presies op tyd, net soos George" "Wie is George?" HAARKAPPER:" George was ‘n ou wat alles altyd reg en perfek gedoen het. Soos jy nou presies 3-uur hier ingestap het wa...
by Ou vale1
Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:22 am
Forum: Useful Articles
Topic: Diewe jag dié Toyotas
Replies: 12
Views: 3282

Diewe jag dié Toyotas

Toyota se Hilux en Fortuner-modelle was die laaste paar maande die gunstelinge onder diewe. Ao. Annabelle Middleton, polisiewoordvoerder, het gesê dit lyk of daar ’n sindikaat is wat hulle op Hiluxe, Land Cruisers en Fortuners toespits. Juis omdat Hiluxe en Fortuners sulke hoërisiko-voertuie is, het...
by Ou vale1
Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:14 pm
Forum: Trip Reports
Topic: botswana trip
Replies: 33
Views: 5513

Re: botswana trip

Looking good Boet, keep it up :thumbup:
by Ou vale1
Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:56 pm
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: KZTE GLOW PLUG TIMER HELP ASB.
Replies: 2
Views: 963

Re: KZTE GLOW PLUG TIMER HELP ASB.

Probeer om die sleutel van "Ignition" verder te draai tot net voor "Start". Jy behoort die glowplug relay te hoor skakel, hou daar vir so 5-7 sekondes dan draai jy sy oor "Start" toe, dis nie ideaal nie maar so override jy die timer en kry hom aan die loop. PS: Sorry Gu...
by Ou vale1
Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:48 am
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng
Replies: 338
Views: 33637

Re: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng

Daar is 'n lapa wat so 10 mense kan drooghou. Hulle het ook 'n groot gebou waar hulle klasse gee, mens kan seker met die eienaar praat om dit te gebruik as dit moet.
by Ou vale1
Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:46 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Green Earth?
Replies: 4
Views: 509

Green Earth?

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own shopping bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days." The cashier responded,...
by Ou vale1
Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:29 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng
Replies: 338
Views: 33637

Re: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng

Op daai baan is dit nie soseer die modder ry nie maar die modder in jou bande om teen die walle uit die moddergat te kom. As jy daar ingaan moet jy weer uitkom. Dis waarvan Tjokkie praat dat hulle 'n bakkie in die gat moes los.................maar dit kan gedoen word.
by Ou vale1
Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Music that You're Listening To Now!
Replies: 124
Views: 17297

Re: Music that You're Listening To Now!

Blowin in the wind, Bob.........
by Ou vale1
Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Sunday morning breakfast - 1st 1 for the new year
Replies: 29
Views: 1917

Re: Sunday morning breakfast - 1st 1 for the new year

Eish Uncle, is daar nie 'n doringboom in die park daar onder jou huis nie? Ek sukkel nog om gewoond te raak aan winkel kos :beg:
by Ou vale1
Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:52 pm
Forum: Recovery Equipment
Topic: 4x4 Recovery and DIY Equipment
Replies: 5
Views: 6189

Re: 4x4 Recovery and DIY Equipment

Ek sien hulle recovery quip is EN/SANS spec. Dis wat die ouens uitgevang het by verlede jaar by Rust te Winter. Ek hou van hulle vasmaak goodies, moes my McGivers sweis of bout en Namibie het omtrent alles losgeskud of gebreek. Ooooms se "Draadkar" spottery het my later laat oorweeg om all...
by Ou vale1
Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:16 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Ou Gammat..
Replies: 5
Views: 709

Re: Ou Gammat..

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: En toe raak hy dors :lmao:
by Ou vale1
Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:57 pm
Forum: Recovery Equipment
Topic: 4x4 Recovery and DIY Equipment
Replies: 5
Views: 6189

4x4 Recovery and DIY Equipment

Came across this website with a wide range of recovery and fastening systems, some of which I have been looking for for a long time and had to make my own homemade contraptions because none of the 4x4 stores had what I were looking for. Maybe someone close to Strydompark can pop in and give use an i...
by Ou vale1
Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:20 am
Forum: Trip Reports
Topic: Namakwa 4x4 & South Namibia
Replies: 165
Views: 18415

Re: Namakwa 4x4 & South Namibia

:thumbup: Baie dankie vir 'n uitstekende trip report Oooms, maar om die trip met julle te kon deel was nog lekkerder! Wanneer ry ons......? :dance1:
by Ou vale1
Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:26 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: visvang by die vaal rivier
Replies: 9
Views: 1306

Re: visvang by die vaal rivier

Daar's 'n plek net buite Parys, hulle bar counter is omtrent 30m breed :cooldude:
by Ou vale1
Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:46 pm
Forum: Route Planning questions/discussions
Topic: Road to and info on Ponta de Ouro
Replies: 8
Views: 1845

Re: Road to and info on Ponta de Ouro

Johan Havenga wrote:Ermelo, Pongola, Josini, Mangusi is the best route.

Have breakfast/lunch at the Beach Bar and supper at the Fishmonger and say hi to my friends Louis and Elaine!

If you run into any trouble, they are your best contacts in Ponta! Just use my name!
Johan, praat jy van Facebook se ELAINE?
by Ou vale1
Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:40 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Heatwave in the Cape
Replies: 25
Views: 1365

Re: Heatwave in the Cape

Julle Capies klink nou erger as Spiekeries, oordryf so dat dit klink of die weepie klaar die 2012 champs is! Hier in Secunda het ek al die winter woolies uitgepak........... :?:
by Ou vale1
Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:54 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Heatwave in the Cape
Replies: 25
Views: 1365

Re: Heatwave in the Cape

Hoppy wrote:Dit was vandag so warm, my hond jaag die buurman se kat, maar altwee stap.

Hier staan n Citigolf hier buite in die son, sy fan gaan kort kort aan, maar hy't nog nie gestart nie.
Jy moet mooi kyk, hy't valves gebrand! :twisted:
by Ou vale1
Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:37 pm
Forum: Engine conversions (Lexus/7M-GE/3RZ-FE etc)
Topic: Spitronics engine management
Replies: 8
Views: 4680

Re: Spitronics engine management

Found it pretty complicated to set up, but once working had no problem with it. Sold the truck a while ago and it is still running tick-tock like a Westclock!
by Ou vale1
Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:44 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng
Replies: 338
Views: 33637

Re: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng

Donkey wrote:I know, I still have nightmares from the Mineshaft :shock2:
I see its coming up again later in the year :dance1: :dance1: :dance1:
If the shaft gave you nightmares, Heidelberg is going to give you dhiaria :twisted:
by Ou vale1
Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:20 pm
Forum: Trip Reports
Topic: Namakwa 4x4 & South Namibia
Replies: 165
Views: 18415

Re: Namakwa 4x4 & South Namibia

And OOOOMS was about to demonstrate to us his mountaineering skills to see if the eagle had chicks in the nest
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Missed the shot where he saw his AGT however........................
by Ou vale1
Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Wayne Schalk - Sit vas
Replies: 44
Views: 2901

Re: Wayne Schalk - Sit vas

Nou wil ons weet hoe het hy by Hennops daar beland :crazy:
by Ou vale1
Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:26 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng
Replies: 338
Views: 33637

Re: GTG 29 Jan 2012 Gauteng

Daar was 'n baie flimsy drombraai, bring maar 'n paar braaiers saam. Daar is 'n lapa met sitplek vir so 10 mense, so 'n paar gazebo's sal welkom wees met stoele. Daar is netjiese toilette Ons sal daar wees maar die stadskarretjie ry nerens, hy sit te maklik vas!
by Ou vale1
Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Toll gate corruption
Replies: 32
Views: 3844

Re: Toll gate corruption

Ja, go to the bank, shows the them dates and times and tell them it is fraudelent transactions they must remove it. A vendor must proof that you authorized the transaction. Pieter, ek glo nie dis die operateur nie, dis die mense wat vir hulle werk wat 'n geleentheid sien en dit misbruik. Oor die va...
by Ou vale1
Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Toll gate corruption
Replies: 32
Views: 3844

Toll gate corruption

Just went through my banking stuff and realized how the toll gate operators are stealing from us when paying by card. Using the new Leandra toll on a weekly base I have been charged double on every occasion, one time even 4 times they swiped my card. Stopped there yesterday for an explanation only t...
by Ou vale1
Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: METALICSPRAY PAINTING
Replies: 33
Views: 3416

Re: METALICSPRAY PAINTING

:thumbup: Hou ons op hoogte met jou vordering!
by Ou vale1
Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:10 pm
Forum: Trip Reports
Topic: Namakwa 4x4 & South Namibia
Replies: 165
Views: 18415

Re: Namakwa 4x4 & South Namibia

:blushing: OOOOMS, ek neem aan jy bedoel dagha, want daai omkyk twak laat alles wabble! :twisted:

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