A bribe or not..........the best I heard in a long time

[Toppie4x4]

The exact words of a potential BEE contractor in a meeting: Genuine


“Let me put it to you in this way, you are the guy with the water tap, we are the guys with the water buckets, collecting the water, money to be exact, to work for you, now nothing prevents you to also bring your bucket to the tap.............if we get the work”

[Sebata]

[ChrisF]

Some time back a friend, working for a large company, advertised a post for a fitter, but it had to be an AA candidate (us oldies will remember that term)


So Sipho comes for an interview, and says: "YOU need an AA fitter. I AM an AA fitter. Now if you want MY services this is the salary I require." (and the rate was about 4 times the going rate...)


.... I think it was a short interview .....

[Thabogrobler]

Ja swaer,

Baie mooi gestel.