Dominee en ouderling doen huisbesoek by 'n sexy weduwee met 'n lae halslyn.
Om haar nek is 'n kettinkie met 'n goue kruis wat laag hang. Die dominee sien hoe die ouderling staar.
Hy vra: "Broer, is jou oog op die kruis gerig?"
Ouderling: "Nee dominee, ek hou die twee sondaars weerskante dop."
huisbesoek
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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