Confucius Says:
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who drive like Hell,
bound to get there.
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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.
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Confucius Says
Forum rules
Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Re: Confucius Says
Man who put oil in other man's ride not always technician...... 
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Re: Confucius Says
Man who walk through bar door backward going to Bangkok
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Re: Confucius Says
Man who farts in church, sits in own pew
man with dingeling in peanut butter is F$%@#$ nuts
man standing on toilet is high on pot
man with dingeling in peanut butter is F$%@#$ nuts
man standing on toilet is high on pot
To God be the glory
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Dadz Toy BFI
Re: Confucius Says
Man who go to bed with itchy bottom...... 
wake up in morning with velly smelly finger
wake up in morning with velly smelly finger