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Here's a difficult one.


By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.



THE SITUATION

Johannesburg has seen its worst storm in living memory. There is chaos all around with severe flooding.

You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

Nature is unleashing all its destructive fury.

THE TEST

Suddenly, you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

You move closer... somehow, the man looks familiar...

You suddenly realise who it is... It's Julius Malema!

You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.

You have two options:

1st you can save the life of Julius Malema or 2nd you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country's most stupid but sadly, powerful men!

THE QUESTION

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer. . .


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Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with a more classic black and white film?

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Eish! :lol: :clap:
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All of a sudden I can multi-task, x1 cam in each hand :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I would phone Rob Mugabe and aks if he doesn't want to give Julius a hand :silent:
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Brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!
It's better to Burn Out then Fade Away.
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I will use one of those squirting water cameras the kids play with! :wink:
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I will definitely use the BLACK & white.
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Phone the fire dept...

U need more water *grinz*
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