Gatiep and Karools are sitting on death row. Gatiep says to the Warder, does this take long and is it painful?
Warder says, "No they just strap you in and flick the switch and its over."
Karools is called in, moments later Gatiep hears screaming and shouting, this carries on for quite a while.
Gatiep says to the Warder "I thought you said it was quick and painless?"
Warder replies that as result of the load shedding they have to use candles.
Stage of change in South Africa
Before '94 the government shouted "white power".
After '94 the new government shouted "black power".
Finally we can stand together and shout "NO power!"
Pre-electricity
What did South Africans use before candles?
Electricity.
New National Anthem
With immediate effect "Nkosi Sikelele Afrika" will be replaced with the national anthem:
"Hello Darkness My Old Friend".
Eishkom
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