Subject: He's BAAAAACK.........Chuck Norris, who else?
Chuck Norris bit the Apple logo.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of
life.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies... As The Force.
The sheep on Chuck Norris' farm are the ones that give us steel wool.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish
enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang it doesn't dare come back
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris
Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.
Chuck Norris can use Mxit on a pay phone.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Re: Chuck Norris
He's a lousy actor, but apparently he's a great humanitarian and all round nice guy.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Chuck Norris
Try this.......
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Re: Chuck Norris
Very funny
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Re: Chuck Norris
Not even Chuck Norris can break Justin Beiber's Voice. ( actually a pitty)
One Life! Live it!
