Liewe Lena
Ek het 'n man wat ek nie kan vertrou nie. Hy
verneuk my so baie, ek weet nie eers of die kind
wat ek verwag syne is nie.
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Liewe Lena
Ek is 'n 23-jarige bevryde vrou wat al twee jaar
lank op die Pil is. Dit raak nou duur, en ek dink
my kêrel moet begin om die helfte te betaal.
Maar ek dink nie ek ken hom goed genoeg om
met hom oor geld te praat nie.
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Liewe Lena
Ek is al drie maande lank met Dries getroud. Ek
het nie geweet hy het 'n drankprobleem nie. . .
totdat hy een aand nugter by die huis gekom het.
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Liewe Lena
Twee vroue het in die woonstel regoor my
ingetrek, een middeljarig en die ander een in
haar vroeë twintigs. Hulle gaan oral saam en ek
het nog nooit 'n man gesien wat by hul woonstel
inkom of uitgaan nie. Dink jy hulle is Lebanese?
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WIE WAS SY?
Twee kollegas geniet 'n drankie ná werk.
"Jy weet," sê die een, "ek glo in outydse morele waardes.
Ek het nie voor ons troue by my vrou geslaap nie.
Kan jy dieselfde sê?"
Sy maat dink so 'n bietjie en antwoord toe: "Ek is nie seker nie.
Wat was jou vrou se nooiensvan?"
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GELOWIGE BRAK
'n Man kom huilend by 'n dominee aan.
Dominee: "Hoekom so hartseer, broer?"
Man: "My hond is dood. Sal dominee hom begrawe, asseblief?"
Dominee: "Nee broer, ons begrawe nie diere nie.
Probeer die AGS oorkant die straat."
Man: "Goed, dink u hulle sal 'n donasie van R50 000 aanvaar?"
Dominee: "My magtig broer, kom sit,
pleks jy sê dis 'n NG-hondjie!
Liewe Lena
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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