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Post by Ou vale1 »

The Pope and Julius Malema are on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd.

The Pope leans towards Julius and says, "Do you know that with one
little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild
with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your
followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of
this day and rejoice!"

Julius replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your
hand? Show me."

So the Pope Gave him a ma se klap
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Re: Julius

Post by Frederick »

:yahoo: :laugh2: :yahoo: :lol: :clap:
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Re: Julius

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:lmao: :lmao:
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Post by witmamba »

AND REPEAT AGAIN... :clap:
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:lmao: :thumbup: :mocking:
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Post by arnize2 »

Go for it Pope!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by swartvark »

Pope moet liewer sy septer swaai..............of wat noem jy daai fancy stok van hom??? :lol:
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Eish --- Again --- Again
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Dear Lord, Elizabeth taylor was my favourite actress and she's dead now...Elvis was my favourite singer and he's also dead. Diana was my favourite princess and she's dead now. Lord,my favourite politician is Julius Malema....I just thought you should know!
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Stefan your mojo is not working any more .... that "----" is still gracing the cover of the news paper ..... not made it to the "kom en gaan kolomme" on page 3, not just yet .... :(
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Post by Sebata »

huh huh..Juju... :lmao: :lmao:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :lmao: :lmao:
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Julius is slegte nuus, maar wat se 'n mens van Derek Hanekom? :crazy:
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Post by FdP4X4 »

Good one :clap: :clap:
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