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Crime

Post by Donkey »

Crime is very terrible in our country
A guy broke into my house last week. He didn't take the TV, just the remote.
Now and then he drives by and changes the channels.

SICK BASTARD!!!
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Re: Crime

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Crime

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:lol: :lol: Perhaps he expects you to still deliver the TV. :D:
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Re: Crime

Post by arnize2 »

Must be an ex girlfriend. :tease: :tease:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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Re: Crime

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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Crime

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :taunt:
Where in the south are you Rory?
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Re: Crime

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I think it could be the SABC. :think: Is you tv license up to date? :mrgreen:
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Re: Crime

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In fact I two of em :taunt: :shock2:
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Re: Crime

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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