Training is VERY VERY important!!! No matter what job you do

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There was a case in a Johannesburg Hospital's ICU, where patients always
died in the same bed, every Sunday morning at 11am regardless of their
medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that
particular bed was the work of the Devil..... as to why the deaths at
11am on Sunday mornings? A world-wide team of experts were constituted
and they decided to go to the ward to investigate the cause of the
incidents. So on the next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11am, all
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to
ward off any evil spirits. Just then the clock struck 11 and............
....Precious Tshabalala walked in (part-time cleaner) unplugged the
life support machine and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
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:lol: :lol:
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Wish..... :crazy:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lmao: :laugh2: :lmao: :laugh2:
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TIA mate, TIA!
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Iemand moes op n stadium EKSDOM beskuldig het :silent:
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