Suid Afrikaners

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Post by Scorpion »

Skotte is bekend vir hulle Whisky...

Duitsers is bekend vir hulle Bier...

Russe is bekend vir hulle Vodka...

Jamaica is bekend vir hulle Rum...


Suid Afrikaners is bekend vir die K_K wat hulle maak as hulle die goed drink!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by ToyX4 »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hou my dop, check hierie move... :twisted:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Knersus »

Dis lekker om 'n blanke suid afrikaner te wees en ek ruil dit vir niks nie 8)
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Post by BenHur »

Dis nou nie die plek om rasisties te wil raak nie :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Nee ek is nie Rasisties nie. :shock: Ek bedoel wat ek se en se wat ek bedoel dis al. 8)
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Post by Doctor V »

"Aller eer aan Racheltjie de Beer, waar die heen gaan, gaan daar vele meer!"

"Hoe hoger, hoe lager,
hoe verder, hoe nader
Hy blink nie, hy stink nie
so hoe de !@@#$%%^
mag ek hom nie drink nie!!!" :lol:
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