I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!
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I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel said. "A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do."
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My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were R70! Bollocks to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. "Morning." I said. "No" he replied, "just having a pee ."
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Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"I've got the big C, "he said.
"What, cancer?"
"No, dyslexia."
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I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
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I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself 'that guy's heading for a breakdown'.
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CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.
2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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Hilux 1
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The Japanese government have thanked Britain for the rescue dogs they sent
out .. They said they were delicious!
out .. They said they were delicious!
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Hilux 1
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My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles,
that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!!
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles,
that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!!
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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you are reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said "I would like to come back as a cow." I said "you're obviously not f--k--g listening."
She said "I would like to come back as a cow." I said "you're obviously not f--k--g listening."
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I just hosed myself .... was laughing as well.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Grap Gatte 
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This made me smile on a real crappy morning!! Thanks!!! Feeling sommer better...
