Cough Remedy

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Cough Remedy

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A pharmasist walked into his chemist to find a man leaning against the wall. "Whats wrong with him?"he asked his assistand. He came in for cough syrup but i couldn't find any, so i gave him an entire bottle of laxatives. " :x "U flocking idiot" :x said the chemist "U can't treat a cough with laxatives" "of course you can"the assistant replied" Look at him, he's too flocking scared to cough now!!!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Gee hom n kalmeer pil dan worry hy nie as sy maag werk nie
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dié een net vir mense wat Afrikaans magtig is!

Vir die ou hoesie in die kerk...

Op 'n plattelandse dorp waar die inwoners hoofsaaklilk
Afrikaans magtig is, was gedurende 'n wintermaand verkoue erg in
omloop. Die plaaslike predikant was erg omgekrap omdat sy aandag gedurende
eredienste aanhoudend onderbreek is deur sy gemeentelede se irriterende hoesbuie.
Om 'n oplossing te probeer vind, bespreek hy toe die probleem met sy koster wat
Engelssprekend is ... seker die enigste in die dorp. Die koster gaan koop toe ‘n groot bottel hoesstroop by die apteek.
Die volgende Sondag, sodra iemand hoes, staan die koster op en gaan gee vir
die persoon 'n lepel hoesstroop in en sê vir hom iets in sy oor. Waarna die persoon terstond opstaan en uit die kerk loop. So hou dit aan, en die kerk is later byna leeg.
Na die diens vra die dominee vir die koster wat hy dan tog vir die mense
gesê het dat hy later vir 'n byna leë kerk moes preek.
"Nee", sê die koster, "ek het net vir hulle gesê: 'For cough!' ".
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:lol: :lol:
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Ai, die taalprobleem!! :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Ek sit nou en lag omdat ek dink hoe die storie sou verloop as jy die twee grappies bymekaar maak en die koster 'laxative' gebruik in pleks van hoesstroop sonder om die mense te sê dis "For cough" nie. :D:
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