The Hilux Story

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:57 am

, but at a closer look, it was actually the exhaust-pipes of the the car, but one idiot

mushroom · Post by **mushroom** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:59 am

had taped them with cellotape

Post by **CasKru** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:12 am

and paper bags to create a makeshift

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:19 am

windbag, which they call "bokwagter" after

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:24 am

the guy with the big snor squeaking silly comments on tv about

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:34 am

fast burning action on the right track to ST Nowhere.

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:48 am

And nowhere is our place if a game is played with no tries, so he sniffs more helium and says

Post by **CasKru** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:50 am

"I deserve a Gold medal" but he could not be further from the

Blaps · Post by **Blaps** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:11 am

the trurh, as idiots does get

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:26 am

stuck in mud without a Hilux with 4x4.

Post by **CasKru** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:33 am

Even in 4x2 it is more capable than other brands 4x4's and

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:40 pm

if you dont tell Stubsie about the "thingy" it can fly as well

Post by **CasKru** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:57 pm

if left unattended and with some

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:13 pm

encouragement from his mates he can also do the tango and another funky dance called

Post by **CasKru** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:39 pm

lekka naaaaar, also known as the

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:47 pm

whooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa vastrap, as perfected by the Village People in

Post by **CasKru** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:37 pm

YMCA sang to the tune of living next door to

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:15 pm

your worst nightmare.

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:22 pm

In the meantime, a total stranger walks into the lobby of a

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:35 pm

very posh upper class hotel wearing only a mosquito net and a broomstick

Hilux 1 · Post by **Hilux 1** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:38 pm

with Hangten beach sandals

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:45 pm

flopping after him.

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:47 pm

With swimming-goggles and a snorkel around his

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:51 pm

poodle's neck.

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:01 pm

he went into the elevator and press the button for Dune 7

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:21 pm

02, Draadloos Sonder Mense, and fast forward the

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:55 pm

the beetle, with the kruiwa handles, up the slopes of the dune to the point of

Post by **Family_Dog** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:42 pm

the acid dump of a gold mine, where

Post by **CasKru** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:53 pm

all the guys on acid looked

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:40 pm

like they drove beetles with handpainted flowers and

Post by **CasKru** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:43 pm

fogged up windows.

AM Racing · Post by **AM Racing** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:58 pm

So with the broomstick through his ears

Post by **CasKru** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:06 pm

and a bullring through his nose

mushroom · Post by **mushroom** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:15 pm

he hurtled down the dune and ran over the re-incarnation of Bob Marley.

Post by **Mud Dog** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:01 pm

The ghosts of Eddie Grant and Lucky Dube stood and looked on as

AM Racing · Post by **AM Racing** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:10 pm

they smoked a fat one singing

TheoF · Post by **TheoF** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:48 pm

"I gotta have kaya now"

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:13 pm

and the more they sing, the more it sounds like a demand for

Post by **Mud Dog** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:38 pm

The dope laws to be amended so that

Post by **CasKru** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:51 am

fly high like an eagle or the wind

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:08 am

blowing through Uranus is responsible for

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:44 am

spotting Elvis in Boksburg driving a pink

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:49 am

Tri-Ang tricycle with alloy wheels and an orange on the arial

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:34 am

with a real valve radio and eight track tape

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:36 am

playing some Jim Reeves hits from the

Post by **CasKru** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:38 am

16th century.

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:48 am

Spurred on by the sounds from the past our hero makes a wheelspin and

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:00 am

when night falls, he was hit by the moon. With a wolf's cry he

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:10 am

dug the moon out of his left eye socket and put it back in orbit by

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:42 am

mind over matter power and four wheel drive

Post by **CasKru** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:47 am

quad-cycle he purchased of a blind

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:19 am

trumpet player at a fun fare where he also bought 3 dozen

Post by **CasKru** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:50 am

of the one and half a dozen of the other

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:13 am

making him very unbalanced, and causing him to run around in small circles just like a

Post by **CasKru** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:55 am

yo-yo being whipped around by Mike the

mushroom · Post by **mushroom** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:03 pm

schitzophrenic two fingered grease monkey.

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:20 pm

Who escaped from the

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:00 pm

pickle factory after sticking his fingers into the pickle slicer

Post by **CasKru** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:09 pm

while brewing some coffee

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:08 pm

But that was nothing, You won't believe what happened next!